1 March Puns

Tim Bruening · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 4472

"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote:

> So then Larry Krzewinski said:
> >>So then "nemo" said:
> >>>> So then Alan said:
> >>>> >On Sat, 24 Apr 2004 15:40:57 -0700, Tim Bruening
> >
> >>>> >>Why didn't Noah do any fishing?
> >>>> >>Because he had only two worms.
> >>>> >Why didn't Noah play cards?
> >>>> >The elephants were sitting on the deck.
> >>>> Ivory much doubt that.
> >>>If it were (sub junk tiff) the poop deck, they'd have been shitting on
> >>>the deck instead.
> >>Then they'd cook up their calfs in a baby elephant wok.
> >
> >Did you know that Noah was Japanese? After it was all over he
> >committed Hatari-kari.
>
> One of the cattle drown due to his clumsiness, so he had to do the
> honor a bull thing.

How Terri Bull!

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