120 mph + truck = FAIL

PeterBP · Joined: 28 Jan 2008 Posts: 4

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Mortimer Schnerd, RN · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 25

PeterBP wrote:
> http://www.babyhulk.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&show=HOLY-SH-amp-T%21.html&Itemid=80

What kind of dumbass rides barefoot?

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obbzerver · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 18

On Feb 21, 8:36 am, "Mortimer Schnerd, RN"
wrote:
> PeterBP wrote:
> >http://www.babyhulk.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&show=HOLY-SH-amp-....
>
> What kind of dumbass rides barefoot?

It appears his shoes were pulled/scraped off. Note the left foot has
(what's left of) a sock on it.

Certainly underscores the importance of wearing a helmet.

Ace Lightning · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 232

Mortimer Schnerd, RN wrote:
>>http://www.babyhulk.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&show=HOLY-SH-amp-T%21.html&Itemid=80
>What kind of dumbass rides barefoot?

note that there's still a sock on the left foot; i've
always heard that a strong impact can yank the victim
right out of their shoes.

but i call bullshit, because the feet aren't damaged nor
bloody. if they'd been dragging behind the truck, there
wouldn't be toes left.

raoul · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 20

In article , Mortimer
Schnerd, RN wrote:

> PeterBP wrote:
> >
> > http://www.babyhulk.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&show=HOLY-SH-amp-T%21.ht
> > ml&Itemid=80
>
>
>
> What kind of dumbass rides barefoot?

I think the shoes got ripped off...

The real question is:

What kind of squid ass-ends a moving truck?

obbzerver · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 18

On Feb 21, 10:15 am, Ace Lightning wrote:

> but i call bullshit, because the feet aren't damaged nor
> bloody. if they'd been dragging behind the truck, there
> wouldn't be toes left.

Look closely and note besides the crimson puddle directly beneath the
late rider's cranial area the two faint but discernible drag marks
that align with the area of contact of his right heel and large joint
of the big toe.

euclid14 · Joined: 21 Feb 2008 Posts: 1

On Feb 21, 10:32 am, raoul wrote:

> The real question is:
> What kind of squid ass-ends a moving truck?

One with really bad depth perception and/or
attention deficit disorder, i guess.

euclid

obbzerver · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 18

On Feb 21, 10:32 am, raoul wrote:

>
> The real question is:
>
> What kind of squid ass-ends a moving truck?

The dead kind.

Bikers in general piss me off, particularly the jackasses - like our
hero here - that wield these hyperkinetic rice-rockets, to whom
gleefully displaying a disregard for others on the road, physics and
common sense is a way of life.

Have some semi bumper for lunch pal.

Mortimer Schnerd, RN · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 25

obbzerver@yahoo.com wrote:
> On Feb 21, 8:36 am, "Mortimer Schnerd, RN"
> wrote:
>> PeterBP wrote:
>>> http://www.babyhulk.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&show=HOLY-SH-amp-...
>>
>> What kind of dumbass rides barefoot?
>
>
> It appears his shoes were pulled/scraped off. Note the left foot has
> (what's left of) a sock on it.
>
> Certainly underscores the importance of wearing a helmet.

More to the point, did he have clean underwear on? Any mother could tell him
this is one of those moments when it becomes important.

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Pantheras · Joined: 21 Feb 2008 Posts: 4

Mortimer Schnerd, RN wrote:

> More to the point, did he have clean underwear on? Any mother could tell him
> this is one of those moments when it becomes important.

What percentage of the ones that you have handled had dirty underwear?

My father was in a head on a long time ago. He told me that he had saved
his whole life to buy a Hickey Freeman suit and the first thing they did
in the ER was cut it up in bits.
But he had clean underwear.
Then again, how could you have clean underwear after being in a really
bad accident.

Mortimer Schnerd, RN · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 25

Pantheras" <"Pope Joan wrote:
> My father was in a head on a long time ago. He told me that he had saved
> his whole life to buy a Hickey Freeman suit and the first thing they did
> in the ER was cut it up in bits.
> But he had clean underwear.
> Then again, how could you have clean underwear after being in a really
> bad accident.

There's points for style if you make a really tidy corpse without skid marks in
your shorts.

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Mortimer Schnerd, RN
mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com

Spob · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 9

On Feb 21, 8:36 am, "Mortimer Schnerd, RN"
wrote:
> PeterBP wrote:
> >http://www.babyhulk.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&show=HOLY-SH-amp-....
>
> What kind of dumbass rides barefoot?

Like the old joke - what was going through his mind....

Ace Lightning · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 232

obbzerver@yahoo.com wrote:
>>but i call bullshit, because the feet aren't damaged nor
>>bloody. if they'd been dragging behind the truck, there
>>wouldn't be toes left.
>Look closely and note besides the crimson puddle directly beneath the
>late rider's cranial area the two faint but discernible drag marks
>that align with the area of contact of his right heel and large joint
>of the big toe.

i would think he wouldn't have toes, or even much in the
way of feet. of course, i've never been dragged behind
a truck myself...

Pantheras · Joined: 21 Feb 2008 Posts: 4

AI wrote:

> Not like his helmet mattered much. Indeed, I'm curious what the
> immediate cause of death was.

Heart failure, when his brain was disconnected from the rest of his
body.

Mortimer Schnerd, RN · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 25

Ace Lightning wrote:
> i would think he wouldn't have toes, or even much in the
> way of feet. of course, i've never been dragged behind
> a truck myself...

So what are you doing tomorrow?

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