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Tim Bruening



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:50 am    Post subject: 4 Squared, 1 Squared Puns Reply with quote
nemo wrote:

> Randolf Richardson wrote in message
> @24.64.223.211...
> > ""nemo" " wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> > > Tim Bruening wrote in message
> > > @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >> Randolf Richardson wrote:
> > >> > ""nemo" " wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> > >> > > Tim Bruening wrote in message
> > >> > > @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >> > >> nemo wrote:
> > >> > >> > Tim Bruening wrote in message
> > >> > >> > @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >> > >> > > nemo wrote:
> > >> > >> > > > Tim Bruening wrote in message
> > >> > >> > > > @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >> > >> > > > > Paul wrote:
> > >> > >> > > > >
> > >> > >> > > > > > HAHAHAHAAHAH thats the funniest thing you ever writ.
> > >> > >> > > > > >
> > >> > >> > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote in message
> > >> > >> > > > > > ...
> > >> > >> > > > > >
> > >> > >> > > > > > > Many deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of
> > >> > >> > > > > > > DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not
> > >> > >> > > > > > > end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form
> > >> > >> > > > > > > causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO
> > >> > >> > > > > > > ingestion can include excessive sweating and
> > >> > >> > > > > > > urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea,
> > >> > >> > > > > > > vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those
> > >> > >> > > > > > > who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means
> > >> > >> > > > > > > certain death.
> > >> > >> > > > >
> > >> > >> > > > > Thank you! Were you drowning in laughter?
> > >> > >> > > >
> > >> > >> > > > I don't have the capacity for body electrolyte!
> > >> > >> > >
> > >> > >> > > I sing the body electric.
> > >> > >> >
> > >> > >> > What with? Victoria or Butter Cream?
> > >> > >>
> > >> > >> Bag Balm.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > Musical aerial matching transformer: Balun sing act.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > (Technical one! Good. That'll rattle the miseries!)
> > >> >
> > >> > Bridge rectifier: Closing the gap between warring family members.
> > >>
> > >> Warring: Ring that promotes hostilities.
> > >
> > > Like what Dubbaya the Shrub wears?
> > >
> > > Ring Modulator: Makes it vibrate and hurt his finger.
> >
> > That's because his "side band" didn't make the scene.
> >
> Yeah. Their tour manager got them diverted and they all ended up in Row "D"
> of the nearest cinema!

Cinema: Movie Mom.

Drama: Play Mom.

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nemo



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:32 am    Post subject: Re: 4 Squared, 1 Squared Puns Reply with quote
"Tim Bruening" wrote in message@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Randolf Richardson wrote in message
> > @24.64.223.211...
> > > ""nemo" " wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> > > > Tim Bruening wrote in message
> > > > @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >> Randolf Richardson wrote:
> > > >> > ""nemo" " wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> > > >> > > Tim Bruening wrote in message
> > > >> > > @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >> > >> nemo wrote:
> > > >> > >> > Tim Bruening wrote in message
> > > >> > >> > @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >> > >> > > nemo wrote:
> > > >> > >> > > > Tim Bruening wrote in
message
> > > >> > >> > > > @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >> > >> > > > > Paul wrote:
> > > >> > >> > > > >
> > > >> > >> > > > > > HAHAHAHAAHAH thats the funniest thing you ever writ.
> > > >> > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > >> > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote in message
> > > >> > >> > > > > > ...
> > > >> > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > >> > > > > > > Many deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of
> > > >> > >> > > > > > > DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do
not
> > > >> > >> > > > > > > end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form
> > > >> > >> > > > > > > causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO
> > > >> > >> > > > > > > ingestion can include excessive sweating and
> > > >> > >> > > > > > > urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea,
> > > >> > >> > > > > > > vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For
those
> > > >> > >> > > > > > > who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means
> > > >> > >> > > > > > > certain death.
> > > >> > >> > > > >
> > > >> > >> > > > > Thank you! Were you drowning in laughter?
> > > >> > >> > > >
> > > >> > >> > > > I don't have the capacity for body electrolyte!
> > > >> > >> > >
> > > >> > >> > > I sing the body electric.
> > > >> > >> >
> > > >> > >> > What with? Victoria or Butter Cream?
> > > >> > >>
> > > >> > >> Bag Balm.
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > Musical aerial matching transformer: Balun sing act.
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > (Technical one! Good. That'll rattle the miseries!)
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Bridge rectifier: Closing the gap between warring family
members.
> > > >>
> > > >> Warring: Ring that promotes hostilities.
> > > >
> > > > Like what Dubbaya the Shrub wears?
> > > >
> > > > Ring Modulator: Makes it vibrate and hurt his finger.
> > >
> > > That's because his "side band" didn't make the scene.
> > >
> > Yeah. Their tour manager got them diverted and they all ended up in Row
"D"
> > of the nearest cinema!
>
> Cinema: Movie Mom.
>
> Drama: Play Mom.

Mahatma: Mother wearing headgear that belongs to me.
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Tim Bruening



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:57 am    Post subject: Re: 4 Squared, 1 Squared Puns Reply with quote
nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Randolf Richardson wrote in message
> > > @24.64.223.211...
> > > > ""nemo" " wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> > > > > Tim Bruening wrote in message
> > > > > @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >> Randolf Richardson wrote:
> > > > >> > ""nemo" " wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> > > > >> > > Tim Bruening wrote in message
> > > > >> > > @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >> > >> nemo wrote:
> > > > >> > >> > Tim Bruening wrote in message
> > > > >> > >> > @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >> > >> > > nemo wrote:
> > > > >> > >> > > > Tim Bruening wrote in
> message
> > > > >> > >> > > > @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >> > >> > > > > Paul wrote:
> > > > >> > >> > > > >
> > > > >> > >> > > > > > HAHAHAHAAHAH thats the funniest thing you ever writ.
> > > > >> > >> > > > > >
> > > > >> > >> > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote in message
> > > > >> > >> > > > > > ...
> > > > >> > >> > > > > >
> > > > >> > >> > > > > > > Many deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of
> > > > >> > >> > > > > > > DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do
> not
> > > > >> > >> > > > > > > end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form
> > > > >> > >> > > > > > > causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO
> > > > >> > >> > > > > > > ingestion can include excessive sweating and
> > > > >> > >> > > > > > > urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea,
> > > > >> > >> > > > > > > vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For
> those
> > > > >> > >> > > > > > > who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means
> > > > >> > >> > > > > > > certain death.
> > > > >> > >> > > > >
> > > > >> > >> > > > > Thank you! Were you drowning in laughter?
> > > > >> > >> > > >
> > > > >> > >> > > > I don't have the capacity for body electrolyte!
> > > > >> > >> > >
> > > > >> > >> > > I sing the body electric.
> > > > >> > >> >
> > > > >> > >> > What with? Victoria or Butter Cream?
> > > > >> > >>
> > > > >> > >> Bag Balm.
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > > Musical aerial matching transformer: Balun sing act.
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > > (Technical one! Good. That'll rattle the miseries!)
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Bridge rectifier: Closing the gap between warring family
> members.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Warring: Ring that promotes hostilities.
> > > > >
> > > > > Like what Dubbaya the Shrub wears?
> > > > >
> > > > > Ring Modulator: Makes it vibrate and hurt his finger.
> > > >
> > > > That's because his "side band" didn't make the scene.
> > > >
> > > Yeah. Their tour manager got them diverted and they all ended up in Row
> "D"
> > > of the nearest cinema!
> >
> > Cinema: Movie Mom.
> >
> > Drama: Play Mom.
>
> Mahatma: Mother wearing headgear that belongs to me.

Ghandi: Pacifist demon.
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Tim Bruening



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:01 am    Post subject: Re: 4 Squared, 1 Squared Puns Reply with quote
nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Randolf Richardson wrote in message
> > > @24.64.223.211...
> > > > ""nemo" " wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> > > > > Tim Bruening wrote in message
> > > > > @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >> Randolf Richardson wrote:
> > > > >> > ""nemo" " wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> > > > >> > > Tim Bruening wrote in message
> > > > >> > > @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >> > >> nemo wrote:
> > > > >> > >> > Tim Bruening wrote in message
> > > > >> > >> > @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >> > >> > > nemo wrote:
> > > > >> > >> > > > Tim Bruening wrote in
> message
> > > > >> > >> > > > @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >> > >> > > > > Paul wrote:
> > > > >> > >> > > > >
> > > > >> > >> > > > > > HAHAHAHAAHAH thats the funniest thing you ever writ.
> > > > >> > >> > > > > >
> > > > >> > >> > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote in message
> > > > >> > >> > > > > > ...
> > > > >> > >> > > > > >
> > > > >> > >> > > > > > > Many deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of
> > > > >> > >> > > > > > > DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do
> not
> > > > >> > >> > > > > > > end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form
> > > > >> > >> > > > > > > causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO
> > > > >> > >> > > > > > > ingestion can include excessive sweating and
> > > > >> > >> > > > > > > urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea,
> > > > >> > >> > > > > > > vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For
> those
> > > > >> > >> > > > > > > who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means
> > > > >> > >> > > > > > > certain death.
> > > > >> > >> > > > >
> > > > >> > >> > > > > Thank you! Were you drowning in laughter?
> > > > >> > >> > > >
> > > > >> > >> > > > I don't have the capacity for body electrolyte!
> > > > >> > >> > >
> > > > >> > >> > > I sing the body electric.
> > > > >> > >> >
> > > > >> > >> > What with? Victoria or Butter Cream?
> > > > >> > >>
> > > > >> > >> Bag Balm.
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > > Musical aerial matching transformer: Balun sing act.
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > > (Technical one! Good. That'll rattle the miseries!)
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Bridge rectifier: Closing the gap between warring family
> members.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Warring: Ring that promotes hostilities.
> > > > >
> > > > > Like what Dubbaya the Shrub wears?
> > > > >
> > > > > Ring Modulator: Makes it vibrate and hurt his finger.
> > > >
> > > > That's because his "side band" didn't make the scene.
> > > >
> > > Yeah. Their tour manager got them diverted and they all ended up in Row
> "D"
> > > of the nearest cinema!
> >
> > Cinema: Movie Mom.
> >
> > Drama: Play Mom.
>
> Mahatma: Mother wearing headgear that belongs to me.

Ghandi: Pacifist demon.
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