Sue: I just don't share the enthusiasm
some new parents have for babies.

Barb: Yeah, I know what you mean.

Sue: Last week I spent a whole afternoon
with Janie and her two brats, and my
Fallopian tubes tied themselves!

~~~~~~

A guy walks out of a house of ill repute and sits down on a park
bench deep in thought.
"Man!" he says to himself. "What a business! They've got it. They sell
it. And they've still got it!"

~~~~~~~

He looked deep into the eyes of the woman he loved and said,
"My heart is broken. I saw you with another man yesterday."

"Oh don't be silly!" she replied, "That was just my husband,
you know there's no one but you."

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