Improve World League American Football

Jim Q. Carson · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 1

[Original -- many ideas thought up after watching tonight's (4/29)
game.]

10. After ``big plays,'' pictures of players and what they really do
for a living.

9. Winner of World Bowl plays NCAA division I runner-up.

8. Two expansion teams: the North Dakota Boredom and the Idaho Oat
Bran.

7. Fans allowed to participate on 4th down.

6. Bodacious-bouncing-cheerleader-cam.

5. Homer Simpson will be the announcer for the Monday night game.

4. ``Fan-appreciation'' night where the first 40,000 fans at any US
home game get a free beer.

3. Use of wrestling referees who "miss vital calls."

2. Football-cam (now you can see the action at the source!)

1. Pre-season WLAF.

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