25 February Puns

Tim Bruening · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 4472

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Subtract: Underwater train.
> >
> Subacute: The nose on a swordfish!

Swordfish: Leading aquatic weapon until submachine guns and fish tanks
were invented.

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24 February Puns Snipping: Another cutting bell. Stumping: Bell at a chopped down tree. Tainting: Another rotten bell. Tapping: Bell that hits softly with a finger. Tending: 10 bells.

February 14 Puns Babble: Cross between a sheep and a male cow. Bubble: A fat male cow. Hortense: A nervous prostitute. Hubble: Very far seeing bull. Gable: Homosexual bull.

24 February Puns Grenada: Father of a hand thrown explosive. Napa: Sleeping father. Yuba: You a sheep. Yuban: Prohibit the 21th letter. Cuban: Prohibit the 17th letter.

February 16 Puns nemo wrote: > > > "I open the glovebox, reach inside"?? > > How could you reach inside with your and missing? > > Using stilted language must be quite a disarming experience! Disarming: Chinese vase that removes weapons.

6 February Puns nemo wrote: "Tim Bruening" wrote in message > > > nemo wrote: > > > "Tim Bruening" wrote in message > >