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dweebken



Joined: 08 Aug 2007
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:45 pm    Post subject: 9 volt battery Reply with quote
Q: Why is an arsehole like a 9 volt battery?

A: Because, even though you know you shouldn't and you know it's
wrong... eventually you're gonna wanna put your tongue on it.

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Jeff R.



Joined: 04 Aug 2007
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:24 pm    Post subject: Re: 9 volt battery Reply with quote
"dweebken" wrote in message $0$13919$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
> ...you're gonna wanna put your tongue on it.

OK.
That's the first one I've heard for ages that *literally* made me LOL !

Thanks.

JR
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David Springthorpe



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:30 pm    Post subject: Re: 9 volt battery Reply with quote
On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 10:45:50 +1100, dweebken wrote:

>Q: Why is an arsehole like a 9 volt battery?
>
>A: Because, even though you know you shouldn't and you know it's
>wrong... eventually you're gonna wanna put your tongue on it.

Each to it's own, weirdo.....
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atec77



Joined: 19 Jan 2008
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:46 pm    Post subject: Re: 9 volt battery Reply with quote
dweebken wrote:
> Q: Why is an arsehole like a 9 volt battery?
>
> A: Because, even though you know you shouldn't and you know it's
> wrong... eventually you're gonna wanna put your tongue on it.
Ewwww
how wrong .( and in taste bad)
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