A Somalian arrives in Sydney as a new immigrant to Australia

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank
you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food
stamps, free medical care, and free education!'

The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am a New Zealander.'

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you for having
such beautiful country here in Australia!'

The person says, 'I not Australian, I Vietnamese.'

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes
his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Australia!'

That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East, I am not
Australian!'

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an Australian?'

She says, 'No, I am from Africa!'

Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Australians?'

The African lady checks her watch and says....'Probably at work.'

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