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A Few Good Lawyers

 
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Timantide



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:43 am    Post subject: A Few Good Lawyers Reply with quote
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he
feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer
turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting
in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of
me, do you?"


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