A Rhodent's Lament

Chris Wesling · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 11

Where have all the rhodites gone?
Long time passing...
Where have all the rhodites gone?
Long time ago...
Where have all the rhodites gone?
Gone to RealLife(TM) every one.
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Chris W.
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the ideal physique for splitting rails. Young Abe would get out there
with his ax, and he'd split hundreds of rails at a time, and people
would come from miles around. 'Dammit, Lincoln,' they'd say, 'those
rails cost good money!' But in the end they forgave young Abe, because
he had the ax." -- Dave Barry

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Sid · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 41

Chris Wesling wrote in @news.supernews.com:

> Where have all the rhodites gone?
> Long time passing...
> Where have all the rhodites gone?
> Long time ago...
> Where have all the rhodites gone?
> Gone to RealLife(TM) every one.
> When will they ever learn?
> When will they ever learn?

I am still around. And, for our many USAniain rhodents, I will be arounder
very soon.

Sid

not him the other one. · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 1

On 29 Mar 2007 15:45:56 GMT, Sid
wrote:

>Chris Wesling wrote in
>@news.supernews.com:
>
>> Where have all the rhodites gone?
>> Long time passing...
>> Where have all the rhodites gone?
>> Long time ago...
>> Where have all the rhodites gone?
>> Gone to RealLife(TM) every one.
>> When will they ever learn?
>> When will they ever learn?
>
>I am still around. And, for our many USAniain rhodents, I will be arounder
>very soon.
>
>Sid

Stay away from the American fast food and you'll avoid that.

Sid · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 41

not him the other one. wrote in

> On 29 Mar 2007 15:45:56 GMT, Sid

>>Chris Wesling wrote in
>>> Where have all the rhodites gone?

>>I am still around. And, for our many USAniain rhodents, I will be
>>arounder very soon.

> Stay away from the American fast food and you'll avoid that.

It's a bit late for that advice. Singaporean food took care of that. The
slim Sid of the rhod of yesteryear is no more.

Sid

Chris Wesling · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 11

Sid wrote:
>
> I am still around. And, for our many USAniain rhodents, I will be arounder
> very soon.

When and where are you going to be around? Will you be passing through the
San Francisco area at any point?

Chris W.
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Chris Wesling · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 11

Sid wrote:
> not him the other one. wrote in
>
>> On 29 Mar 2007 15:45:56 GMT, Sid
>
>>> Chris Wesling wrote in
>>>> Where have all the rhodites gone?
>
>>> I am still around. And, for our many USAniain rhodents, I will be
>>> arounder very soon.
>
>> Stay away from the American fast food and you'll avoid that.
>
> It's a bit late for that advice. Singaporean food took care of that. The
> slim Sid of the rhod of yesteryear is no more.

Sorry to hear that. What is Singaporean food like? I've never seen a
Singaporean restaurant here in the States. Apparently we don't have too many
Singaporean immigrants, at least around here.

Chris W.
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Jeffrey Kaplan · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 65

It is alleged that Sid claimed:

> I am still around. And, for our many USAniain rhodents, I will be arounder
> very soon.

If you find yourself at or near the Portsmouth, NH area, give me a
holler.

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Sid · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 41

Jeffrey Kaplan wrote in

> It is alleged that Sid claimed:

>> I am still around. And, for our many USAniain rhodents, I will be
>> arounder very soon.

> If you find yourself at or near the Portsmouth, NH area, give me a
> holler.

Jeffrey and Chris. I might be moving there (for a couple of years at least)
this fall. Just need a change and I'll be in grad school. I am undecided
right now but the top probability seems to Ann Arbor, Michigan (or Chicago
if that works out). There's a late result coming out for Berkeley as well
but it may be too late to influence my decision.

Twice I have come to Nashua/Manchester, NH and twice I have squandered the
opportunity to meet Jeffrey. I have been only to LA and not to the Bay area
in California. I will try and change all of that.

Sid

Sid · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 41

Chris Wesling wrote in

> Sid wrote:

>> It's a bit late for that advice. Singaporean food took care of that.
>> The slim Sid of the rhod of yesteryear is no more.

> Sorry to hear that. What is Singaporean food like? I've never seen a
> Singaporean restaurant here in the States. Apparently we don't have
> too many Singaporean immigrants, at least around here.

It's a mixture of cuisines, really. Basically, a lot of Malay cuisine;
Chinese cuisine which slowly induced local variants and is now quite
different from the mainland (or Taiwan/Hong Kong) fare; Indian cuisine
which again, has very little to do with Indian food you'll find elsewhere.

Have a quick glance here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuisine_of_Singapore

Sud

Dave Hinz · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 23

On Thu, 29 Mar 2007 15:28:58 -0400, Jeffrey Kaplan wrote:
> It is alleged that Sid claimed:
>
>> I am still around. And, for our many USAniain rhodents, I will be arounder
>> very soon.
>
> If you find yourself at or near the Portsmouth, NH area, give me a
> holler.

Ditto "Milwaukee, Wisconsin".

Speaker to Lab Animals · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 5

Chris Wesling wrote:
> Where have all the rhodites gone?
> Long time passing...
> Where have all the rhodites gone?
> Long time ago...
> Where have all the rhodites gone?
> Gone to RealLife(TM) every one.
> When will they ever learn?
> When will they ever learn?
>
> Chris W.

Nice work Chris!

____________________________

S2LA
Speaker to Lab Animals, Mind Reader to Macaca Mulatta, Rattus
Norvegicus, and the Murine at the Other End of the Bar

Chris Wesling · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 11

Sid wrote:
> Chris Wesling wrote in
>
>> Sorry to hear that. What is Singaporean food like? I've never seen a
>> Singaporean restaurant here in the States. Apparently we don't have
>> too many Singaporean immigrants, at least around here.
>
> It's a mixture of cuisines, really. Basically, a lot of Malay cuisine;
> Chinese cuisine which slowly induced local variants and is now quite
> different from the mainland (or Taiwan/Hong Kong) fare; Indian cuisine
> which again, has very little to do with Indian food you'll find elsewhere.
>
> Have a quick glance here:
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuisine_of_Singapore

Hmm, interesting. "Because it is often viewed by her population as central
to Singapore's national identity and a unifying cultural thread, Singaporean
literature often declares eating as a national pastime and food a national
obsession. Food is a constant topic of conversation among Singaporeans who
like to comment on the food they have eaten and the eateries around the
country."

With attitudes like that, no wonder you've been chubbing out...

Chris W.
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Chris Wesling · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 11

> S2LA
> Speaker to Lab Animals, Mind Reader to Macaca Mulatta, Rattus
> Norvegicus, and the Murine at the Other End of the Bar
>
>

Thanks. Heh, I like your "Speaker to Lab Animals" moniker. One of my
ProgressQuest characters is named "Speaker to Vegetables".

Chris W.
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on his deathbed, after a priest asked him to renounce Satan.

Jeffrey Kaplan · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 65

It is alleged that Sid claimed:

> > If you find yourself at or near the Portsmouth, NH area, give me a
> > holler.
>
> Jeffrey and Chris. I might be moving there (for a couple of years at least)

You do realize that Chris and I are on opposite sides of the continent,
right?

> Twice I have come to Nashua/Manchester, NH and twice I have squandered the
> opportunity to meet Jeffrey. I have been only to LA and not to the Bay area
> in California. I will try and change all of that.

You better!

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Sid · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 41

Jeffrey Kaplan wrote in

> It is alleged that Sid claimed:

>> Jeffrey and Chris. I might be moving there (for a couple of years at
>> least)

> You do realize that Chris and I are on opposite sides of the
> continent, right?

Of course. I am just restless/nomadic normally. The last two times I
visited the US, I travelled to 10 states in all (some for shorter durations
than the others). I will find some excuse to visit both sides. I have
friends on the west coast. My brother used to live in NH but he has moved
to Virginia.

>> Twice I have come to Nashua/Manchester, NH and twice I have
>> squandered the opportunity to meet Jeffrey. I have been only to LA
>> and not to the Bay area in California. I will try and change all of
>> that.

> You better!

Yes, sir!

Sid

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