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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:25 am    Post subject: Sportsman's double Reply with quote

A gentleman's story:

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty
good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't bad at all, and I found
myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever
had a Sportsman's Double.

'What's that?' I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she
said. I said, 'No, but it sounds good!'

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.

I went back to her place. We walked in ...... she put on the hall light
and shouted upstairs ...

'Mom, you still awake'?

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A Sportsman's Double I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked okay for a 57-year-old. We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double. "What's that?" I asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said

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