A gentleman's story:
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty
good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't bad at all, and I found
myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever
had a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she
said. I said, 'No, but it sounds good!'
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place. We walked in ...... she put on the hall light
and shouted upstairs ...
'Mom, you still awake'?
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