A warning to mushroom pickers

Donald McGill · Joined: 22 Nov 2007 Posts: 45

A dirty old pervert called Hume
Used to hide in an underground room
Then out he would stick
The glans of his prick
And act like it was a mushroom

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John Miller · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 214

Donald McGill wrote:
> A dirty old pervert called Hume
> Used to hide in an underground room
> Then out he would stick
> The glans of his prick
> And act like it was a mushroom

Along came old Mabel and spied
This "mushroom" and happily tried
To have it for lunch
But I have a hunch
Hume's sorry, 'cause she likes 'em fried

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John Miller · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 214

Donald McGill wrote:
> A dirty old pervert called Hume
> Used to hide in an underground room
> Then out he would stick
> The glans of his prick
> And act like it was a mushroom

I have here a fine mushroom cap
That's turgid and brimming with sap;
If you don't balk
You can handle the stalk
While sitting here snug in my lap

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