After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided
that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So
the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him
that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more
children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was
expensive.


A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home,
get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light
it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear
and count to 10.


The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest
man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb
in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."


"Trust me, " said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer
can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1,
2, 3,4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can
between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.


This procedure also works in Tennessee


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