Young Doris was quite taken with Albert and decided to splurge on an
expensive dinner for him. She went downtown to a specialty butcher and
picked up some very nice cuts of lamb that she could barely afford. She then
headed home, but when she got off the bus she realized she had forgotten her
meat. In a panic, she called the bus company's traffic supervisor and
breathlessly told him, "Stop Bus 10 - my chops!"

The traffic supervisor paused for a moment, then asked, "So which of my
ex-wives is this?"

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Harry Farkas
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Ah, to be young again... and a robot.
-- Professor Farnsworth

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