Allergies

moghouse · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 84

Mad dogs bring me out in rabies,
Indiscision will give me "maybes".
So condom your knob
You infectious slob
Or else when you cum I'll catch babies!

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[rec.arts.sf.fandom] Diary Allergies Newsgroups: From: "Kevin G. Austin" Subject: Diary Allergies Organization: Not that I've noticed On 2007-11-24, John Dallman wrote: > >

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