Apologies

Richard Knowlton · Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 18

For my Faux Pas. My stepfather suggested I post this.

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Clearlize2002 · Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 13

On Feb 13, 5:57�pm, "Richard Knowlton" wrote:
> For my Faux Pas. My stepfather suggested I post this.

Sorry, but I can't take this a step farther....

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article
,
Clearlize2002@aol.com wrote:

> On Feb 13, 5:57?pm, "Richard Knowlton" wrote:
> > For my Faux Pas. My stepfather suggested I post this.
>
> Sorry, but I can't take this a step farther....

Before he stepson somebody?
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Harry Farkas · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 187

"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message @news.supernews.com...
> In article
> ,
> Clearlize2002@aol.com wrote:
>
>> On Feb 13, 5:57?pm, "Richard Knowlton" wrote:
>> > For my Faux Pas. My stepfather suggested I post this.
>>
>> Sorry, but I can't take this a step farther....
>
> Before he stepson somebody?

His path was marked by a woman carrying a bottle of ink and an eye dropper -
she was his step dotter.
--
Harry Farkas
***************
Ah, to be young again... and a robot.
-- Professor Farnsworth

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
"Harry Farkas" wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> @news.supernews.com...
> > In article
> > ,
> > Clearlize2002@aol.com wrote:
> >
> >> On Feb 13, 5:57?pm, "Richard Knowlton" wrote:
> >> > For my Faux Pas. My stepfather suggested I post this.
> >>
> >> Sorry, but I can't take this a step farther....
> >
> > Before he stepson somebody?
>
> His path was marked by a woman carrying a bottle of ink and an eye dropper -
> she was his step dotter.
Legally she has to clean it up (does that make her a dotter in law?)
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Richard Knowlton · Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 18

"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message @news.supernews.com...
> In article ,
> "Harry Farkas" wrote:
>
>> "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
>> @news.supernews.com...
>> > In article
>> > ,
>> > Clearlize2002@aol.com wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Feb 13, 5:57?pm, "Richard Knowlton" wrote:
>> >> > For my Faux Pas. My stepfather suggested I post this.
>> >>
>> >> Sorry, but I can't take this a step farther....
>> >
>> > Before he stepson somebody?
>>
>> His path was marked by a woman carrying a bottle of ink and an eye
>> dropper -
>> she was his step dotter.
> Legally she has to clean it up (does that make her a dotter in law?)
Another woman followed close behind, trampling through the wet dirt. It was
his mudder.
> --
> Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
> "Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
> All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
> and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Cybe R. Wizard · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 229

"Richard Knowlton" said:
>
> "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> @news.supernews.com...
> > In article ,
> > "Harry Farkas" wrote:
> >
> >> "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> >> @news.supernews.com...
> >> > In article
> >> > ,
> >> > Clearlize2002@aol.com wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On Feb 13, 5:57?pm, "Richard Knowlton"
> >> >> wrote:
> >> >> > For my Faux Pas. My stepfather suggested I post this.
> >> >>
> >> >> Sorry, but I can't take this a step farther....
> >> >
> >> > Before he stepson somebody?
> >>
> >> His path was marked by a woman carrying a bottle of ink and an eye
> >> dropper -
> >> she was his step dotter.
> > Legally she has to clean it up (does that make her a dotter in law?)
> Another woman followed close behind, trampling through the wet dirt.
> It was his mudder.
>
....and then she stepped on an aunt hill...

Cybe R. Wizard
--
Nice computers don't go down.
Larry Niven, Steven Barnes
"The Barsoom Project"

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Sir F. A. Rien wrote:

> "Harry Farkas" found these unused words:
>
> >
> >"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> >@news.supernews.com...
> >> In article
> >> ,
> >> Clearlize2002@aol.com wrote:
> >>
> >>> On Feb 13, 5:57?pm, "Richard Knowlton" wrote:
> >>> > For my Faux Pas. My stepfather suggested I post this.
> >>>
> >>> Sorry, but I can't take this a step farther....
> >>
> >> Before he stepson somebody?
> >
> >His path was marked by a woman carrying a bottle of ink and an eye dropper -
> >she was his step dotter.
>
> When he stops, she marks the front of his shoe, thus becoming a step toe in
> som'.

How much fodder can this thread go?
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

nemo · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2779

"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message@news.supernews.com...
> In article ,
> "Harry Farkas" wrote:
>
> > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> > @news.supernews.com...
> > > In article
> > > ,
> > > Clearlize2002@aol.com wrote:
> > >
> > >> On Feb 13, 5:57?pm, "Richard Knowlton" wrote:
> > >> > For my Faux Pas. My stepfather suggested I post this.
> > >>
> > >> Sorry, but I can't take this a step farther....
> > >
> > > Before he stepson somebody?
> >
> > His path was marked by a woman carrying a bottle of ink and an eye
dropper -
> > she was his step dotter.
> Legally she has to clean it up (does that make her a dotter in law?)
> --

You'll just have to tochter her about it!

nemo · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2779

"Sir F. A. Rien" wrote in message@4ax.com...
> "Harry Farkas" found these unused words:
>
> >
> >"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> >@news.supernews.com...
> >> In article
> >> ,
> >> Clearlize2002@aol.com wrote:
> >>
> >>> On Feb 13, 5:57?pm, "Richard Knowlton" wrote:
> >>> > For my Faux Pas. My stepfather suggested I post this.
> >>>
> >>> Sorry, but I can't take this a step farther....
> >>
> >> Before he stepson somebody?
> >
> >His path was marked by a woman carrying a bottle of ink and an eye
dropper -
> >she was his step dotter.
>
> When he stops, she marks the front of his shoe, thus becoming a step toe
in
> som'.

You don't mean the famous Rag and Boem Men??

(They played the clarinet)

nemo · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2779

wrote in message@q65g2000hsd.googlegroups.com...
On Feb 13, 5:57?pm, "Richard Knowlton" wrote:
> For my Faux Pas. My stepfather suggested I post this.

Sorry, but I can't take this a step farther....

What's your Real Pas like, and should you be cut off at it?

nemo · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2779

"Harry Farkas" wrote in message@wideopenwest.com...
>
> "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> @news.supernews.com...
> > In article
> > ,
> > Clearlize2002@aol.com wrote:
> >
> >> On Feb 13, 5:57?pm, "Richard Knowlton" wrote:
> >> > For my Faux Pas. My stepfather suggested I post this.
> >>
> >> Sorry, but I can't take this a step farther....
> >
> > Before he stepson somebody?
>
> His path was marked by a woman carrying a bottle of ink and an eye
dropper -
> she was his step dotter.

Who picked up all the eyes afterwards?

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
"nemo" wrote:

> "Harry Farkas" wrote in message
> @wideopenwest.com...
> >
> > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> > @news.supernews.com...
> > > In article
> > > ,
> > > Clearlize2002@aol.com wrote:
> > >
> > >> On Feb 13, 5:57?pm, "Richard Knowlton" wrote:
> > >> > For my Faux Pas. My stepfather suggested I post this.
> > >>
> > >> Sorry, but I can't take this a step farther....
> > >
> > > Before he stepson somebody?
> >
> > His path was marked by a woman carrying a bottle of ink and an eye
> dropper -
> > she was his step dotter.
>
> Who picked up all the eyes afterwards?

The eye'sman ays he only delivers...
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Sheila Dundee · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 519

Cybe R. Wizard wrote:
> "Richard Knowlton"
>> "Michael N. LeVine"

>>> "Harry Farkas"
>>>> "Michael N. LeVine"
>>>>> Clearlize2002@aol.com wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Feb 13, 5:57?pm, "Richard Knowlton"

>>>>>>> For my Faux Pas. My stepfather suggested I post this.
>>>>>> Sorry, but I can't take this a step farther....
>>>>> Before he stepson somebody?
>>>> His path was marked by a woman carrying a bottle of ink and an eye
>>>> dropper -
>>>> she was his step dotter.
>>> Legally she has to clean it up (does that make her a dotter in law?)
>> Another woman followed close behind, trampling through the wet dirt.
>> It was his mudder.
>>
> ....and then she stepped on an aunt hill...

I bet that resulted in some loud cussin'!!

Cybe R. Wizard · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 229

Sheila Dundee said:
> Cybe R. Wizard wrote:
> > "Richard Knowlton"
> >> "Michael N. LeVine"
>
> >>> "Harry Farkas"
> >>>> "Michael N. LeVine"
> >>>>> Clearlize2002@aol.com wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> On Feb 13, 5:57?pm, "Richard Knowlton"
>
>
> >>>>>>> For my Faux Pas. My stepfather suggested I post this.
> >>>>>> Sorry, but I can't take this a step farther....
> >>>>> Before he stepson somebody?
> >>>> His path was marked by a woman carrying a bottle of ink and an
> >>>> eye dropper -
> >>>> she was his step dotter.
> >>> Legally she has to clean it up (does that make her a dotter in
> >>> law?)
> >> Another woman followed close behind, trampling through the wet
> >> dirt. It was his mudder.
> >>
> > ....and then she stepped on an aunt hill...
>
> I bet that resulted in some loud cussin'!!

I see nephew of them loud cussins.

Cybe R. Wizard
--
Nice computers don't go down.
Larry Niven, Steven Barnes
"The Barsoom Project"

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