Applying for the Gynecologist's Assistant job

tigercat · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 64

A guy goes into the Job Centre in New York and sees a card advertising for a
Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested he goes to learn more. "Can you give me some more details about
this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.

The Job Centre guy sifts through his files and replies, "Uh - yes here it
is... OK, the job entails you getting patients ready for the gynecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their
nether regions. Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair
then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's
examination.

There's an annual salary of $45,000 but I'm afraid you'll have to go to New
Jersey."

"Oh why, is that where the job's based?"

"No - that's where the end of the line is"

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