Astrological magazine closed due to "unforseen circumstances

dweebken · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 18

http://www.astrologicalmagazine.com/

Archived from group: aus>jokes

David Springthorpe · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 10

On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 20:55:11 +1100, dweebken wrote:

>http://www.astrologicalmagazine.com/

A very predictable joke, and I knew you were going to tell it.....

Moses Lim · Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 7

dweebken wrote:

> http://www.astrologicalmagazine.com/

Wonder what happened? Smile

Probably due to the fact that Pluto is no longer
considered a real planet?

Which brings to mind this lady I know who has an interest in astrology. I
mentioned to her that Pluto had recently been demoted as a planet. She
looked surprised and said she had heard nothing about it and that one would
not have expected such a "powerful planet" to be demoted. Needless to say,
I could not continue the conversation for very much after that reply.

David Springthorpe · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 10

On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 14:04:54 GMT, Moses Lim
wrote:

>Wonder what happened? Smile

Probably due to the fact that Pluto is no longer
>considered a real planet?
>
>Which brings to mind this lady I know who has an interest in astrology. I
>mentioned to her that Pluto had recently been demoted as a planet. She
>looked surprised and said she had heard nothing about it and that one would
>not have expected such a "powerful planet" to be demoted. Needless to say,
>I could not continue the conversation for very much after that reply.

Did you hear about the guy who had a plutonic relationship ? His girlfriend
looked like Mickey Mouse's dog.....

Moses Lim · Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 7

David Springthorpe wrote:

> On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 14:04:54 GMT, Moses Lim
> wrote:
>
>>Wonder what happened? Smile

Probably due to the fact that Pluto is no longer
>>considered a real planet?
>>
>>Which brings to mind this lady I know who has an interest in astrology. I
>>mentioned to her that Pluto had recently been demoted as a planet. She
>>looked surprised and said she had heard nothing about it and that one
>>would not have expected such a "powerful planet" to be demoted. Needless
>>to say, I could not continue the conversation for very much after that
>>reply.
>
> Did you hear about the guy who had a plutonic relationship ? His
> girlfriend looked like Mickey Mouse's dog.....

*Groan* Smile

Don H · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 104

"David Springthorpe" wrote in message@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 14:04:54 GMT, Moses Lim
> wrote:
>
> >Wonder what happened? Smile

Probably due to the fact that Pluto is no longer
> >considered a real planet?
> >
> >Which brings to mind this lady I know who has an interest in astrology. I
> >mentioned to her that Pluto had recently been demoted as a planet. She
> >looked surprised and said she had heard nothing about it and that one
would
> >not have expected such a "powerful planet" to be demoted. Needless to
say,
> >I could not continue the conversation for very much after that reply.
>
> Did you hear about the guy who had a plutonic relationship ? His
girlfriend
> looked like Mickey Mouse's dog.....

# Hm, plutonic? That's where you don't copulate, eh?
But Pluto is god of the underworld; so - the girlfriend from hell?
Q: Why is Mickey Mouse like a comet?
A: Because he's a star with a tail.

Moses Lim · Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 7

Don H wrote:

> "David Springthorpe" wrote in message
> @4ax.com...
>> On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 14:04:54 GMT, Moses Lim
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Wonder what happened? Smile

Probably due to the fact that Pluto is no
>> >longer considered a real planet?
>> >
>> >Which brings to mind this lady I know who has an interest in astrology.
>> >I mentioned to her that Pluto had recently been demoted as a planet. She
>> >looked surprised and said she had heard nothing about it and that one
> would
>> >not have expected such a "powerful planet" to be demoted. Needless to
> say,
>> >I could not continue the conversation for very much after that reply.
>>
>> Did you hear about the guy who had a plutonic relationship ? His
> girlfriend
>> looked like Mickey Mouse's dog.....
>
> # Hm, plutonic? That's where you don't copulate, eh?

No, that relationship is spelt differently. THIS relationship would most
probably involve lotsa copulation - albeit doggy style Smile

> But Pluto is god of the underworld; so - the girlfriend from hell?
> Q: Why is Mickey Mouse like a comet?
> A: Because he's a star with a tail.

You have to to do better than that Don. Smile

vinylsniffer · Joined: 22 Jan 2008 Posts: 1

How 'bout some NorthAmerican humour??

Do you know why Smokey the Bear has no children?
Every time his wife gets hot, he beats her with a shovel!

Moses Lim wrote:
> Don H wrote:
>
>
>>"David Springthorpe" wrote in message
>>@4ax.com...
>>
>>>On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 14:04:54 GMT, Moses Lim
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Wonder what happened? Smile

Probably due to the fact that Pluto is no
>>>>longer considered a real planet?
>>>>
>>>>Which brings to mind this lady I know who has an interest in astrology.
>>>>I mentioned to her that Pluto had recently been demoted as a planet. She
>>>>looked surprised and said she had heard nothing about it and that one
>>
>>would
>>
>>>>not have expected such a "powerful planet" to be demoted. Needless to
>>
>>say,
>>
>>>>I could not continue the conversation for very much after that reply.
>>>
>>>Did you hear about the guy who had a plutonic relationship ? His
>>
>>girlfriend
>>
>>>looked like Mickey Mouse's dog.....
>>
>># Hm, plutonic? That's where you don't copulate, eh?
>
>
> No, that relationship is spelt differently. THIS relationship would most
> probably involve lotsa copulation - albeit doggy style Smile

>
>
>> But Pluto is god of the underworld; so - the girlfriend from hell?
>> Q: Why is Mickey Mouse like a comet?
>> A: Because he's a star with a tail.
>
>
> You have to to do better than that Don. Smile

David · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 243

On Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:59:15 -0500, vinylsniffer
typed furiously:

>How 'bout some NorthAmerican humour??
>
Why? This is aus.jokes not usa.jokes.

A Texas senator complained when Alaska joined the union as they were
no longer the biggest state. An Alaskan senator asked if he would like
Alaska to split in two ... as that would make Texas the third largest
state.
--
Regards
David
fundamentalism (n.): fund = give cash to; amentalism = brainlessness

Moses Lim · Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 7

vinylsniffer wrote:

> How 'bout some NorthAmerican humour??
>
> Do you know why Smokey the Bear has no children?
> Every time his wife gets hot, he beats her with a shovel!

The joke bearly made it Smile

David Springthorpe · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 10

On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:29:11 GMT, Moses Lim
wrote:

>vinylsniffer wrote:
>
>> How 'bout some NorthAmerican humour??
>>
>> Do you know why Smokey the Bear has no children?
>> Every time his wife gets hot, he beats her with a shovel!
>
>The joke bearly made it Smile

Because it was just so paw ?

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