Be Prepared

John Miller · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 214

There's so much that Girl Scouts taught me:
"Don't pay when we're usually free,"
"It's too late to stop
When you feel something pop."
"Take the thing off when you pee."

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John Miller · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 214

> There's so much that Girl Scouts taught me:
> "Don't pay when we're usually free,"
> "It's too late to stop
> When you feel something pop."
> "Take the thing off when you pee."
>
>
"A good Girl Scout usually leads."
"It's the rope, not the knots, that she needs."
"If her pussy is downy
She's prob'ly a Brownie,
You'd better back off 'till she bleeds."

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HMMWV-Lover · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 1

On 12 Feb 2008, John Miller imparted these wise words:

> "A good Girl Scout usually leads."
> "It's the rope, not the knots, that she needs."
> "If her pussy is downy
> She's prob'ly a Brownie,
> You'd better back off 'till she bleeds."
>

But just 'cause she hasn't "seen red"
Is no cause to kick her from bed.
I say, start 'em young
A-using their tongue,
And teach them to give you good head.

John Miller · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 214

>> There's so much that Girl Scouts taught me:
>> "Don't pay when we're usually free,"
>> "It's too late to stop
>> When you feel something pop."
>> "Take the thing off when you pee."
>>
> "A good Girl Scout usually leads."
> "It's the rope, not the knots, that she needs."
> "If her pussy is downy
> She's prob'ly a Brownie,
> You'd better back off 'till she bleeds."
>
"In England, we're known as Girl Guides.
We DON'T do it standing. Besides,
It's still our desire
That a Scout light our fire
Before he can Scout our insides!"

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moghouse · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 84

On Feb 13, 5:28 am, John Miller wrote:
> >> There's so much that Girl Scouts taught me:
> >> "Don't pay when we're usually free,"
> >> "It's too late to stop
> >> When you feel something pop."
> >> "Take the thing off when you pee."
>
> > "A good Girl Scout usually leads."
> > "It's the rope, not the knots, that she needs."
> > "If her pussy is downy
> > She's prob'ly a Brownie,
> > You'd better back off 'till she bleeds."
>
> "In England, we're known as Girl Guides.
> We DON'T do it standing. Besides,
> It's still our desire
> That a Scout light our fire
> Before he can Scout our insides!"
>
> --
> 95,703 FREE limericks athttp://hardsoft.us
> hards...@peoplepc.com (John Miller)

Many young guns recall with pride
At youth camp they had their first ride.
Old Baden-Powell
Allowed them to howl,
He knew that boys scout and girls guide.

John Miller · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 214

HMMWV-Lover wrote:
> On 12 Feb 2008, John Miller imparted these wise words:
>
>
>>"A good Girl Scout usually leads."
>>"It's the rope, not the knots, that she needs."
>> "If her pussy is downy
>> She's prob'ly a Brownie,
>>You'd better back off 'till she bleeds."
>>
>
>
> But just 'cause she hasn't "seen red"
> Is no cause to kick her from bed.
> I say, start 'em young
> A-using their tongue,
> And teach them to give you good head.

I don't see much reason to teach 'em
'Cause usually right after I breach 'em
I get far away
(Or they go and I stay)
While their mommas make sure I can't reach 'em

(That, of course, is because the mommas are jealous.)

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moghouse · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 84

On Feb 13, 2:15 pm, John Miller wrote:
> HMMWV-Lover wrote:
> > On 12 Feb 2008, John Miller imparted these wise words:
>
> >>"A good Girl Scout usually leads."
> >>"It's the rope, not the knots, that she needs."
> >> "If her pussy is downy
> >> She's prob'ly a Brownie,
> >>You'd better back off 'till she bleeds."
>
> > But just 'cause she hasn't "seen red"
> > Is no cause to kick her from bed.
> > I say, start 'em young
> > A-using their tongue,
> > And teach them to give you good head.
>
> I don't see much reason to teach 'em
> 'Cause usually right after I breach 'em
> I get far away
> (Or they go and I stay)
> While their mommas make sure I can't reach 'em
>
> (That, of course, is because the mommas are jealous.)
>
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Our Skip taught us something along the lines of :-

Condom in pocket - Be Prepared,
Anytime then your lust may be shared.
Girl Guides and Rangers*
Need never be strangers,
A rubber will show that you cared!

* Rangers were the older Guides in the UK.

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