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Did Neddie's ghost just fall over???

 
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nemo



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:42 am    Post subject: Did Neddie's ghost just fall over??? Reply with quote

Yers. We had an earthquake at around four minutes to one!!!

Shook my chair which is a bit springy and made the monitor wobble as well,
going click click click. Scared the shits out of me. I thought I had a
poltergeist! Made my belly shake as well and I felt sick!

Accordion to LBC, it's been felt in Welwyn, Uxbridge and even in Birmingham!

People's bookcases felled over and pictures fell from off of walls

Nervous Nemo!

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Enzo Matrix



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Did Neddie's ghost just fall over??? Reply with quote

nemo wrote:
> Yers. We had an earthquake at around four minutes to one!!!
>
> Shook my chair which is a bit springy and made the monitor wobble as
> well, going click click click. Scared the shits out of me. I thought
> I had a poltergeist! Made my belly shake as well and I felt sick!
>
> Accordion to LBC, it's been felt in Welwyn, Uxbridge and even in
> Birmingham!
>
> People's bookcases felled over and pictures fell from off of walls


My house sang for a bit!

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Roger T.



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:15 am    Post subject: Re: Did Neddie's ghost just fall over??? Reply with quote

>> People's bookcases felled over and pictures fell from off of walls
>
>
> My house sang for a bit!

I don't "for a bit" but of you hum a few bars, I'm sure I'll get it.


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Ophelia



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:29 pm    Post subject: Re: Did Neddie's ghost just fall over??? Reply with quote

Enzo Matrix wrote:
> nemo wrote:
>> Yers. We had an earthquake at around four minutes to one!!!
>>
>> Shook my chair which is a bit springy and made the monitor wobble as
>> well, going click click click. Scared the shits out of me. I thought
>> I had a poltergeist! Made my belly shake as well and I felt sick!
>>
>> Accordion to LBC, it's been felt in Welwyn, Uxbridge and even in
>> Birmingham!
>>
>> People's bookcases felled over and pictures fell from off of walls
>
>
> My house sang for a bit!

A bit of wot? A bit of supper? A bit of rock?
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nemo



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Did Neddie's ghost just fall over??? Reply with quote

"Roger T." wrote in message@grapevine.islandnet.com...
>
> >> People's bookcases felled over and pictures fell from off of walls
> >
> >
> > My house sang for a bit!
>
> I don't "for a bit" but of you hum a few bars, I'm sure I'll get it.
>
>

Two of Dubbaya the Shrub's very close relations:

"Dayyyydd? D'you know the pianer's on my foot?"

"You umm it son, an I'll join in!"

That's an idea! Let's blame the earthquake on Dubbaya. Everything else seems
to be eez fault these days!
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nemo



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Did Neddie's ghost just fall over??? Reply with quote

"Enzo Matrix" wrote in message@giganews.com...
> nemo wrote:
> > Yers. We had an earthquake at around four minutes to one!!!
> >
> > Shook my chair which is a bit springy and made the monitor wobble as
> > well, going click click click. Scared the shits out of me. I thought
> > I had a poltergeist! Made my belly shake as well and I felt sick!
> >
> > Accordion to LBC, it's been felt in Welwyn, Uxbridge and even in
> > Birmingham!
> >
> > People's bookcases felled over and pictures fell from off of walls
>
>
> My house sang for a bit!
>
As long as it didn't sank!

What tune did it sanged?
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Enzo Matrix



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Did Neddie's ghost just fall over??? Reply with quote

nemo wrote:
> "Enzo Matrix" wrote in message
> @giganews.com...
>> nemo wrote:
>>> Yers. We had an earthquake at around four minutes to one!!!
>>>
>>> Shook my chair which is a bit springy and made the monitor wobble as
>>> well, going click click click. Scared the shits out of me. I thought
>>> I had a poltergeist! Made my belly shake as well and I felt sick!
>>>
>>> Accordion to LBC, it's been felt in Welwyn, Uxbridge and even in
>>> Birmingham!
>>>
>>> People's bookcases felled over and pictures fell from off of walls
>>
>>
>> My house sang for a bit!
>>
> As long as it didn't sank!
>
> What tune did it sanged?

It just sang a very deep musical note. I was rather concerned as it seemed
to be vibrating at the resonant frequency but there doesn't seem to be any
damage.


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Enzo Matrix



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Did Neddie's ghost just fall over??? Reply with quote

nemo wrote:
> "Roger T." wrote in message
> @grapevine.islandnet.com...
>>
>>>> People's bookcases felled over and pictures fell from off of walls
>>>
>>>
>>> My house sang for a bit!
>>
>> I don't "for a bit" but of you hum a few bars, I'm sure I'll get it.
>>
>>
>
> Two of Dubbaya the Shrub's very close relations:
>
> "Dayyyydd? D'you know the pianer's on my foot?"
>
> "You umm it son, an I'll join in!"
>
> That's an idea! Let's blame the earthquake on Dubbaya. Everything
> else seems to be eez fault these days!

You may joke, but after the Indian Ocean tsunami, the affected countries
unanimously blamed the US. It seems that the US Geological Survey had been
warning of the possibility of just such a disaster for some years. They had
suggested that an earthquake warning system be put in place, which they the
US would help to fund, but the countries didn't want to spend the money
because such a disaster was so unlikely. Of course when the disaster
actually occurred, apparently it was all the fault of the US because they
didn't pay for the warning system.


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MartinS



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Did Neddie's ghost just fall over??? Reply with quote

"Enzo Matrix" wrote:
> nemo wrote:
>> Yers. We had an earthquake at around four minutes to one!!!
>>
>> Shook my chair which is a bit springy and made the monitor wobble as
>> well, going click click click. Scared the shits out of me. I thought
>> I had a poltergeist! Made my belly shake as well and I felt sick!
>>
>> Accordion to LBC, it's been felt in Welwyn, Uxbridge and even in
>> Birmingham!
>>
>> People's bookcases felled over and pictures fell from off of walls
>
> My house sang for a bit!

For two bits, would it sing the Hallelujah Chorus?

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Enzo Matrix



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:32 am    Post subject: Re: Did Neddie's ghost just fall over??? Reply with quote

MartinS wrote:
> "Enzo Matrix" wrote:
>> nemo wrote:
>>> Yers. We had an earthquake at around four minutes to one!!!
>>>
>>> Shook my chair which is a bit springy and made the monitor wobble as
>>> well, going click click click. Scared the shits out of me. I thought
>>> I had a poltergeist! Made my belly shake as well and I felt sick!
>>>
>>> Accordion to LBC, it's been felt in Welwyn, Uxbridge and even in
>>> Birmingham!
>>>
>>> People's bookcases felled over and pictures fell from off of walls
>>
>> My house sang for a bit!
>
> For two bits, would it sing the Hallelujah Chorus?

No, but it could get a shave and a haircut.


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I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

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