Three guys were having a few beers at a bar and checking out the babes as
they entered the bar. A cute blonde walked in.

The first guy said, "I'd give her a 7. She's cute." The other two agreed.

The bartender overheard their rating and said, dryly, "I'd give her a 3."

"A 3? Man, you're harsh!" The guys figured the bartender just had lousy
taste

in women and returned to their sport.

The next young lady scored a 9, but the bartender gave her a 5.

"A 5? How can you give her a 5? She's gorgeous!"

Then a stunning blonde walked in.

Our three judges nod and say in unison, "10!"

But the bartender added, "6."

"A 6!? No way! What scale are you using?"

The bartender said, "The Budweiser scale."

"The Budweiser scale? What the hell is that?"

The bartender explained, "That's the number of

Clydesdales it would take to pull me off her!"

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