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nemo · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2779

She had a terrible time once. First, Dracula reincarnated got away from her
and then another vampire of similar noble bearing also escaped her. So she
was disappointed on two counts!

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Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
"nemo" wrote:

> She had a terrible time once. First, Dracula reincarnated got away from her
> and then another vampire of similar noble bearing also escaped her. So she
> was disappointed on two counts!

Sounds like she is looking forward to a baron future.
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

nemo · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2779

"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message@news.supernews.com...
> In article ,
> "nemo" wrote:
>
> > She had a terrible time once. First, Dracula reincarnated got away from
her
> > and then another vampire of similar noble bearing also escaped her. So
she
> > was disappointed on two counts!
>
> Sounds like she is looking forward to a baron future.

Indeed. And earl have you know her livelihood was at steak. She might well
have been fired. After all, there was a German Time and Motion bloke logging
her productivity on a graf.

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
"nemo" wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> @news.supernews.com...
> > In article ,
> > "nemo" wrote:
> >
> > > She had a terrible time once. First, Dracula reincarnated got away from
> her
> > > and then another vampire of similar noble bearing also escaped her. So
> she
> > > was disappointed on two counts!
> >
> > Sounds like she is looking forward to a baron future.
>
> Indeed. And earl have you know her livelihood was at steak. She might well
> have been fired. After all, there was a German Time and Motion bloke logging
> her productivity on a graf.

Maybe she should have peer-ed into their records -- who knows
what zeppelin really is.
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

nemo · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2779

"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message@news.supernews.com...
> In article ,
> "nemo" wrote:
>
> > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> > @news.supernews.com...
> > > In article ,
> > > "nemo" wrote:
> > >
> > > > She had a terrible time once. First, Dracula reincarnated got away
from
> > her
> > > > and then another vampire of similar noble bearing also escaped her.
So
> > she
> > > > was disappointed on two counts!
> > >
> > > Sounds like she is looking forward to a baron future.
> >
> > Indeed. And earl have you know her livelihood was at steak. She might
well
> > have been fired. After all, there was a German Time and Motion bloke
logging
> > her productivity on a graf.
>
> Maybe she should have peer-ed into their records -- who knows
> what zeppelin really is.

Agreed. I've never zeppeled in my life!

And in intimate circumstances, has she ever experienced peer-pressure?

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
"nemo" wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> @news.supernews.com...
> > In article ,
> > "nemo" wrote:
> >
> > > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> > > @news.supernews.com...
> > > > In article ,
> > > > "nemo" wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > She had a terrible time once. First, Dracula reincarnated got away
> from
> > > her
> > > > > and then another vampire of similar noble bearing also escaped her.
> So
> > > she
> > > > > was disappointed on two counts!
> > > >
> > > > Sounds like she is looking forward to a baron future.
> > >
> > > Indeed. And earl have you know her livelihood was at steak. She might
> well
> > > have been fired. After all, there was a German Time and Motion bloke
> logging
> > > her productivity on a graf.
> >
> > Maybe she should have peer-ed into their records -- who knows
> > what zeppelin really is.
>
> Agreed. I've never zeppeled in my life!
>
> And in intimate circumstances, has she ever experienced peer-pressure?

I don't think thats virgin territory for her!
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

nemo · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2779

"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message@news.supernews.com...
> In article ,
> "nemo" wrote:
>
> > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> > @news.supernews.com...
> > > In article ,
> > > "nemo" wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> > > > @news.supernews.com...
> > > > > In article ,
> > > > > "nemo" wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > She had a terrible time once. First, Dracula reincarnated got
away
> > from
> > > > her
> > > > > > and then another vampire of similar noble bearing also escaped
her.
> > So
> > > > she
> > > > > > was disappointed on two counts!
> > > > >
> > > > > Sounds like she is looking forward to a baron future.
> > > >
> > > > Indeed. And earl have you know her livelihood was at steak. She
might
> > well
> > > > have been fired. After all, there was a German Time and Motion bloke
> > logging
> > > > her productivity on a graf.
> > >
> > > Maybe she should have peer-ed into their records -- who knows
> > > what zeppelin really is.

> > Agreed. I've never zeppeled in my life!

Don't forget the maritime vet - the Graf Spay.
> >
> > And in intimate circumstances, has she ever experienced peer-pressure?
>
> I don't think that's virgin territory for her!

To think otherwise would be Virgin on the ridiculous and Richard Branston
would end up in a right pickle!

And on the other hand, as well as five fingers and a thumb, there's the
possibility that Dracula might be very hungry at a party and remain in front
of the food table all the time. Then he'd be Vampire the Buffet Stayer!

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
"nemo" wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> @news.supernews.com...
> > In article ,
> > "nemo" wrote:
> >
> > > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> > > @news.supernews.com...
> > > > In article ,
> > > > "nemo" wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> > > > > @news.supernews.com...
> > > > > > In article ,
> > > > > > "nemo" wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > She had a terrible time once. First, Dracula reincarnated got
> away
> > > from
> > > > > her
> > > > > > > and then another vampire of similar noble bearing also escaped
> her.
> > > So
> > > > > she
> > > > > > > was disappointed on two counts!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Sounds like she is looking forward to a baron future.
> > > > >
> > > > > Indeed. And earl have you know her livelihood was at steak. She
> might
> > > well
> > > > > have been fired. After all, there was a German Time and Motion bloke
> > > logging
> > > > > her productivity on a graf.
> > > >
> > > > Maybe she should have peer-ed into their records -- who knows
> > > > what zeppelin really is.
>
> > > Agreed. I've never zeppeled in my life!
>
> Don't forget the maritime vet - the Graf Spay.
> > >
> > > And in intimate circumstances, has she ever experienced peer-pressure?
> >
> > I don't think that's virgin territory for her!
>
> To think otherwise would be Virgin on the ridiculous and Richard Branston
> would end up in a right pickle!
>
> And on the other hand, as well as five fingers and a thumb, there's the
> possibility that Dracula might be very hungry at a party and remain in front
> of the food table all the time. Then he'd be Vampire the Buffet Stayer!

In that case shouldn't he have been out back necking?
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

nemo · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2779

"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message@news.supernews.com...
> In article ,
> "nemo" wrote:
>
> > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> > @news.supernews.com...
> > > In article ,
> > > "nemo" wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> > > > @news.supernews.com...
> > > > > In article ,
> > > > > "nemo" wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in
message
> > > > > > @news.supernews.com...
> > > > > > > In article ,
> > > > > > > "nemo" wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > She had a terrible time once. First, Dracula reincarnated
got
> > away
> > > > from
> > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > and then another vampire of similar noble bearing also
escaped
> > her.
> > > > So
> > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > was disappointed on two counts!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Sounds like she is looking forward to a baron future.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Indeed. And earl have you know her livelihood was at steak. She
> > might
> > > > well
> > > > > > have been fired. After all, there was a German Time and Motion
bloke
> > > > logging
> > > > > > her productivity on a graf.
> > > > >
> > > > > Maybe she should have peer-ed into their records -- who knows
> > > > > what zeppelin really is.
> >
> > > > Agreed. I've never zeppeled in my life!
> >
> > Don't forget the maritime vet - the Graf Spay.
> > > >
> > > > And in intimate circumstances, has she ever experienced
peer-pressure?
> > >
> > > I don't think that's virgin territory for her!
> >
> > To think otherwise would be Virgin on the ridiculous and Richard
Branston
> > would end up in a right pickle!
> >
> > And on the other hand, as well as five fingers and a thumb, there's the
> > possibility that Dracula might be very hungry at a party and remain in
front
> > of the food table all the time. Then he'd be Vampire the Buffet Stayer!
>
> In that case shouldn't he have been out back necking?
> --
And in this case, someone should have pelted him with rotten
hæmatoma-toes! - going around behaving as if he's ulcerable to no-one!

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

> > > > > > > > She had a terrible time once. First, Dracula reincarnated
> got
> > > away
> > > > > from
> > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > and then another vampire of similar noble bearing also
> escaped
> > > her.
> > > > > So
> > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > was disappointed on two counts!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Sounds like she is looking forward to a baron future.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Indeed. And earl have you know her livelihood was at steak. She
> > > might
> > > > > well
> > > > > > > have been fired. After all, there was a German Time and Motion
> bloke
> > > > > logging
> > > > > > > her productivity on a graf.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Maybe she should have peer-ed into their records -- who knows
> > > > > > what zeppelin really is.
> > >
> > > > > Agreed. I've never zeppeled in my life!
> > >
> > > Don't forget the maritime vet - the Graf Spay.
> > > > >
> > > > > And in intimate circumstances, has she ever experienced
> peer-pressure?
> > > >
> > > > I don't think that's virgin territory for her!
> > >
> > > To think otherwise would be Virgin on the ridiculous and Richard
> Branston
> > > would end up in a right pickle!
> > >
> > > And on the other hand, as well as five fingers and a thumb, there's the
> > > possibility that Dracula might be very hungry at a party and remain in
> front
> > > of the food table all the time. Then he'd be Vampire the Buffet Stayer!
> >
> > In that case shouldn't he have been out back necking?
> > --
> And in this case, someone should have pelted him with rotten
> hæmatoma-toes! - going around behaving as if he's ulcerable to no-one!

Talk like that just stoker's his ego --
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

nemo · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2779

"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message@news.supernews.com...
> > > > > > > > > She had a terrible time once. First, Dracula reincarnated
> > got
> > > > away
> > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > and then another vampire of similar noble bearing also
> > escaped
> > > > her.
> > > > > > So
> > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > was disappointed on two counts!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Sounds like she is looking forward to a baron future.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Indeed. And earl have you know her livelihood was at steak.
She
> > > > might
> > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > have been fired. After all, there was a German Time and
Motion
> > bloke
> > > > > > logging
> > > > > > > > her productivity on a graf.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Maybe she should have peer-ed into their records -- who knows
> > > > > > > what zeppelin really is.
> > > >
> > > > > > Agreed. I've never zeppeled in my life!
> > > >
> > > > Don't forget the maritime vet - the Graf Spay.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And in intimate circumstances, has she ever experienced
> > peer-pressure?
> > > > >
> > > > > I don't think that's virgin territory for her!
> > > >
> > > > To think otherwise would be Virgin on the ridiculous and Richard
> > Branston
> > > > would end up in a right pickle!
> > > >
> > > > And on the other hand, as well as five fingers and a thumb, there's
the
> > > > possibility that Dracula might be very hungry at a party and remain
in
> > front
> > > > of the food table all the time. Then he'd be Vampire the Buffet
Stayer!
> > >
> > > In that case shouldn't he have been out back necking?
> > > --
> > And in this case, someone should have pelted him with rotten
> > hæmatoma-toes! - going around behaving as if he's ulcerable to no-one!
>
> Talk like that just stoker's his ego --

That's coal comfort!

Was this Stoker anything like Avreyml? Was he a boiler yat?

(Apple Logies if you don't know the song.)

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
"nemo" wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> @news.supernews.com...
> > > > > > > > > > She had a terrible time once. First, Dracula reincarnated
> > > got
> > > > > away
> > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > and then another vampire of similar noble bearing also
> > > escaped
> > > > > her.
> > > > > > > So
> > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > was disappointed on two counts!
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Sounds like she is looking forward to a baron future.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Indeed. And earl have you know her livelihood was at steak.
> She
> > > > > might
> > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > have been fired. After all, there was a German Time and
> Motion
> > > bloke
> > > > > > > logging
> > > > > > > > > her productivity on a graf.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Maybe she should have peer-ed into their records -- who knows
> > > > > > > > what zeppelin really is.
> > > > >
> > > > > > > Agreed. I've never zeppeled in my life!
> > > > >
> > > > > Don't forget the maritime vet - the Graf Spay.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And in intimate circumstances, has she ever experienced
> > > peer-pressure?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I don't think that's virgin territory for her!
> > > > >
> > > > > To think otherwise would be Virgin on the ridiculous and Richard
> > > Branston
> > > > > would end up in a right pickle!
> > > > >
> > > > > And on the other hand, as well as five fingers and a thumb, there's
> the
> > > > > possibility that Dracula might be very hungry at a party and remain
> in
> > > front
> > > > > of the food table all the time. Then he'd be Vampire the Buffet
> Stayer!
> > > >
> > > > In that case shouldn't he have been out back necking?
> > > > --
> > > And in this case, someone should have pelted him with rotten
> > > hæmatoma-toes! - going around behaving as if he's ulcerable to no-one!
> >
> > Talk like that just stoker's his ego --
>
> That's coal comfort!
>
> Was this Stoker anything like Avreyml? Was he a boiler yat?
>
> (Apple Logies if you don't know the song.)
I just tune that sort of thing out.
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

nemo · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2779

"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message@news.supernews.com...
> In article ,
> "nemo" wrote:
>
> > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> > @news.supernews.com...
> > > > > > > > > > > She had a terrible time once. First, Dracula
reincarnated
> > > > got
> > > > > > away
> > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > and then another vampire of similar noble bearing
also
> > > > escaped
> > > > > > her.
> > > > > > > > So
> > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > was disappointed on two counts!
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like she is looking forward to a baron future.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Indeed. And earl have you know her livelihood was at
steak.
> > She
> > > > > > might
> > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > > have been fired. After all, there was a German Time and
> > Motion
> > > > bloke
> > > > > > > > logging
> > > > > > > > > > her productivity on a graf.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Maybe she should have peer-ed into their records -- who
knows
> > > > > > > > > what zeppelin really is.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Agreed. I've never zeppeled in my life!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Don't forget the maritime vet - the Graf Spay.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > And in intimate circumstances, has she ever experienced
> > > > peer-pressure?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I don't think that's virgin territory for her!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > To think otherwise would be Virgin on the ridiculous and Richard
> > > > Branston
> > > > > > would end up in a right pickle!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And on the other hand, as well as five fingers and a thumb,
there's
> > the
> > > > > > possibility that Dracula might be very hungry at a party and
remain
> > in
> > > > front
> > > > > > of the food table all the time. Then he'd be Vampire the Buffet
> > Stayer!
> > > > >
> > > > > In that case shouldn't he have been out back necking?
> > > > > --
> > > > And in this case, someone should have pelted him with rotten
> > > > hæmatoma-toes! - going around behaving as if he's ulcerable to
no-one!
> > >
> > > Talk like that just stoker's his ego --
> >
> > That's coal comfort!
> >
> > Was this Stoker anything like Avreyml? Was he a boiler yat?
> >
> > (Apple Logies if you don't know the song.)
> I just tune that sort of thing out.

I'm addicted to it! Have you ever heard Klezmer played on a sopranino
recorder? My neighbours have!

Some people must have had some pretty tough in-laws though, that they needed
a tune called 'Fearing di mekatonim!'

Anyway - Van Pyres. Accordion to the original story and Mel Brooks' film -
when they get on board ship, they keel everyone! - starting with the a-first
mate . . .

[sings]

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We have Nosferatu today!

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