Caddyshack

Mike Kain · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 2

I got this from one of those "joke of the day calendars" that someone gave
me for Christmas....

He was 26 over par by the eighth hole, had landed a fleet of golf balls in
the water hazard, and dug himself into a trench fighting his way out of the
rough, when his caddy coughed during a 12-inch putt. The duffer exploded.

"You've got to be the worst caddy in the world!" he screamed.

"I doubt it," replied the caddy. "That would be too much of a coincidence."

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