I went to the movies the other night and sat in an aisle seat, as I usually
do, because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to
start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her
way out.

"Excuse me. Sorry! Oops. Excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry. Oops! Excuse
me."

By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a
little impatient, so I said, "Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?"

"No!" she said in a loud whisper. "The 'Turn Off Your Cell Phone, Please'
message just flashed up on the screen and mine is out in the car."

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