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What breakfast cereal did you nosh this morning?
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Nick



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:03 am    Post subject: What breakfast cereal did you nosh this morning? Reply with quote

I had a bowl of Sainsbury's Savers Rice Pops which I sometimes top up
with a few slices of Sainsburys Savers Peach Slices, but then I is
somefink of a cheapskate! Very Happy

Nick

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Peter C



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:21 pm    Post subject: Re: What breakfast cereal did you nosh this morning? Reply with quote

Nick wrote:
> I had a bowl of Sainsbury's Savers Rice Pops which I sometimes top up
> with a few slices of Sainsburys Savers Peach Slices, but then I is
> somefink of a cheapskate! Very Happy
>
> Nick
I did not eat cereal but had a kipper!
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Nick



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:24 am    Post subject: Re: What breakfast cereal did you nosh this morning? Reply with quote

On Jan 29, 12:21 pm, Peter C wrote:
> Nick wrote:
> > I had a bowl of Sainsbury's Savers Rice Pops which I sometimes top up
> > with a few slices of Sainsburys Savers Peach Slices, but then I is
> > somefink of a cheapskate! Very Happy
>
> > Nick
>
> I did not eat cereal but had a kipper!

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LOL - very traditional and British!

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Alex Cunningham



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:04 pm    Post subject: Re: What breakfast cereal did you nosh this morning? Reply with quote

>> Nick wrote:
>> I had a bowl of Sainsbury's Savers Rice Pops which I sometimes top up
>> with a few slices of Sainsburys Savers Peach Slices, but then I is
>> somefink of a cheapskate! Very Happy

>"Peter C" wrote:
> I did not eat cereal but had a kipper!

I had a warm chibatti with lettuce, tomato, and black forest ham washed down
with a mug of black coffee.

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Enzo Matrix



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:29 pm    Post subject: Re: What breakfast cereal did you nosh this morning? Reply with quote

Nick wrote:
> I had a bowl of Sainsbury's Savers Rice Pops which I sometimes top up
> with a few slices of Sainsburys Savers Peach Slices, but then I is
> somefink of a cheapskate! Very Happy

I don't have cereal. Instead I had cheese on toast.

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I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.
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mamie007



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:44 pm    Post subject: Re: What breakfast cereal did you nosh this morning? Reply with quote

On Jan 29, 11:29 am, "Enzo Matrix" wrote:
> Nick wrote:
> > I had a bowl of Sainsbury's Savers Rice Pops which I sometimes top up
> > with a few slices of Sainsburys Savers Peach Slices, but then I is
> > somefink of a cheapskate! Very Happy
>
> I don't have cereal.  Instead I had cheese on toast.
>
There's a surprise! I had raspberry jam on toast, but when I have
cereal I usually have a bowl of Cheerios or Special K for breakfast.

Mary Sue (mamie007)
Ottawa
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B.G. Kent



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:11 pm    Post subject: Re: What breakfast cereal did you nosh this morning? Reply with quote

On Tue, 29 Jan 2008, Enzo Matrix wrote:

> Nick wrote:
> > I had a bowl of Sainsbury's Savers Rice Pops which I sometimes top up
> > with a few slices of Sainsburys Savers Peach Slices, but then I is
> > somefink of a cheapskate! Very Happy
>
> I don't have cereal. Instead I had cheese on toast.
>
B - I know this might be a tad personal Enzo..but are you regular? Cheese
has a tendancy to bind..and you seem to eat a lot of it.

Just wondering.
Bren
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Nick



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:14 pm    Post subject: Re: What breakfast cereal did you nosh this morning? Reply with quote

On Jan 29, 6:11 pm, "B.G. Kent" wrote:
> On Tue, 29 Jan 2008, Enzo Matrix wrote:
> > Nick wrote:
> > > I had a bowl of Sainsbury's Savers Rice Pops which I sometimes top up
> > > with a few slices of Sainsburys Savers Peach Slices, but then I is
> > > somefink of a cheapskate! Very Happy
>
> > I don't have cereal.  Instead I had cheese on toast.
>
> B - I know this might be a tad personal Enzo..but are you regular? Cheese
> has a tendancy to bind..and you seem to eat a lot of it.
>
> Just wondering.
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Nick
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MartinS



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:21 pm    Post subject: Re: What breakfast cereal did you nosh this morning? Reply with quote

mamie007 wrote:
> "Enzo Matrix" wrote:
>> Nick wrote:
>> > I had a bowl of Sainsbury's Savers Rice Pops which I sometimes top up
>> > with a few slices of Sainsburys Savers Peach Slices, but then I is
>> > somefink of a cheapskate! Very Happy
>>
>> I don't have cereal.  Instead I had cheese on toast.
>>
> There's a surprise! I had raspberry jam on toast, but when I have
> cereal I usually have a bowl of Cheerios or Special K for breakfast.

Multigrain Cheerios with No Name wild blueberries and milk.

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Carol



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:26 pm    Post subject: Re: What breakfast cereal did you nosh this morning? Reply with quote

"Nick" wrote in message @v17g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
>I had a bowl of Sainsbury's Savers Rice Pops which I sometimes top up
> with a few slices of Sainsburys Savers Peach Slices, but then I is
> somefink of a cheapskate! Very Happy
>
> Nick

Porridge
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MartinS



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:44 pm    Post subject: Re: What breakfast cereal did you nosh this morning? Reply with quote

"Carol" wrote:
> "Nick" wrote...
>>
>>I had a bowl of Sainsbury's Savers Rice Pops which I sometimes top up
>> with a few slices of Sainsburys Savers Peach Slices, but then I is
>> somefink of a cheapskate! Very Happy
>
> Porridge

Scott's Porage Oats or Quaker?

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Enzo Matrix



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:08 am    Post subject: Re: What breakfast cereal did you nosh this morning? Reply with quote

B.G. Kent wrote:
> On Tue, 29 Jan 2008, Enzo Matrix wrote:
>
>> Nick wrote:
>>> I had a bowl of Sainsbury's Savers Rice Pops which I sometimes top
>>> up with a few slices of Sainsburys Savers Peach Slices, but then I
>>> is somefink of a cheapskate! Very Happy
>>
>> I don't have cereal. Instead I had cheese on toast.
>>
> B - I know this might be a tad personal Enzo..but are you regular?

Very regular.

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MartinS



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:18 pm    Post subject: Re: What breakfast cereal did you nosh this morning? Reply with quote

"Enzo Matrix" wrote:
> B.G. Kent wrote:
>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>
>>> Nick wrote:
>>>> I had a bowl of Sainsbury's Savers Rice Pops which I sometimes top
>>>> up with a few slices of Sainsburys Savers Peach Slices, but then I
>>>> is somefink of a cheapskate! Very Happy
>>>
>>> I don't have cereal. Instead I had cheese on toast.
>>>
>> B - I know this might be a tad personal Enzo..but are you regular?
>
> Very regular.

TMI!

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Alex Cunningham



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:25 pm    Post subject: Re: What breakfast cereal did you nosh this morning? Reply with quote

>>> Nick wrote:
>> > I had a bowl of Sainsbury's Savers Rice Pops which I sometimes top up
>> > with a few slices of Sainsburys Savers Peach Slices, but then I is
>> > somefink of a cheapskate! Very Happy

>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>> I don't have cereal. Instead I had cheese on toast.

>"B.G. Kent" wrote:
> B - I know this might be a tad personal Enzo..but are you regular? Cheese
> has a tendancy to bind..and you seem to eat a lot of it.
>
> Just wondering.

Nothing that a red hot vindaloo won't fix. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:11 am    Post subject: Re: What breakfast cereal did you nosh this morning? Reply with quote

"MartinS" wrote in message $0$47131$892e7fe2@authen.yellow.readfreenews.net...
> "Carol" wrote:
>> "Nick" wrote...
>>>
>>>I had a bowl of Sainsbury's Savers Rice Pops which I sometimes top up
>>> with a few slices of Sainsburys Savers Peach Slices, but then I is
>>> somefink of a cheapskate! Very Happy
>>
>> Porridge
>
> Scott's Porage Oats or Quaker?
>
> --
> Martin S.

Quaker sachets, 3 mins in a microwave.

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