Chasm Spasm

Brash Flagsnatcher · Joined: 25 Feb 2008 Posts: 1

A plumber who lived near the Rhine
Was plumbing a maiden divine.
Said the maid, "Cease your plumbing,
I feel someone's coming."
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's mine!".

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Yaffling blues Moghouse wrote: >At woodpecker school there's no doubt, >All the boys get their peckers out. >Girls call, "That's no good >If you can't get the wood, >That's what woodpecker holes are about." Once a young lady called Decker Spread her legs for a randy woo

12/12 Puns nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening wrote in message > > > > > Michael Balarama wrote: > > > > > A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank > > > manager, "I would like to

Budweiser Three guys were having a few beers at a bar and checking out the babes as they entered the bar. A cute blonde walked in. The first guy said, "I'd give her a 7. She's cute." The other two agreed. The bartender overheard their rating and said, dryly, "I'd g

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30 November Puns nemo wrote: > Farmer tried new compressed air powered combine harvester for grass. > > He got a nice harvest of pneumown hay! Yosemite: A geyser glove.