Chinese New Year

M.Balarama · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 107

Happy Chinese New Year! It's the year of the rat. Who knew
it would coincide with an election year.

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Richard Knowlton · Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 18

I smell a politician!
"M.Balarama" wrote in message $Pv2.39998@newssvr23.news.prodigy.net...
> Happy Chinese New Year! It's the year of the rat. Who knew
> it would coincide with an election year.
>

Hauke Reddmann · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 47

M.Balarama wrote:
> Happy Chinese New Year! It's the year of the rat. Who knew
> it would coincide with an election year.

Hey! No rat-discriminating puns! I'm a rat myself, guess
why I'm called Ratman.

P.S. My snake eats a dozen rats per day and gets fatter and fatter -
it's a rat-iculated python.

--
Hauke Reddmann <:-EX8 fc3a501@uni-hamburg.de
Er-a svo gott sem gott kveða
öl alda sonum, því að færra veit
er fleira drekkur síns til geðs gumi.

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Hauke Reddmann wrote:

> M.Balarama wrote:
> > Happy Chinese New Year! It's the year of the rat. Who knew
> > it would coincide with an election year.
>
> Hey! No rat-discriminating puns! I'm a rat myself, guess
> why I'm called Ratman.
>
> P.S. My snake eats a dozen rats per day and gets fatter and fatter -
> it's a rat-iculated python.

Not what I would call getting a fair snake in life
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Sir F. A. Rien wrote:

> Hauke Reddmann found these unused words:
>
> >M.Balarama wrote:
> >> Happy Chinese New Year! It's the year of the rat. Who knew
> >> it would coincide with an election year.
> >
> >Hey! No rat-discriminating puns! I'm a rat myself, guess
> >why I'm called Ratman.
> >
> >P.S. My snake eats a dozen rats per day and gets fatter and fatter -
> >it's a rat-iculated python.
>
> Now we know what is meant when a Bronx
> boy says he's "Cuddling up with a coil".

as the say in show biz -- and thats a wrap.
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Do you know this Chinese aphorism? "A book holds a house of gold." I see it from this blog. Feel it's so fun. the blogger write may be continue write like this .

New Juan for the New Year Then there was the here on an exchange from Mexico. He didn't speak English and didn't know anyone, proving "Juan is the loneliest number...." -- Harry Farkas

Chinese New Year Success, with good luck and all that, Will come in the 'Year of the Rat' Happy Chinese New Year! Let's all give a cheer, And wish for a bloody big fat. David Miller "And, like a rat without a tail, I'll do, I'll do, and I'll do." Macbeth Act 1 sc 3

Do you know this Chinese aphorism? "A book holds a house of gold." I see it from this blog. Feel it's so fun. the blogger write may be continue write like this .

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