Creationism

Pantheras · Joined: 21 Feb 2008 Posts: 4

It suddenly dawned on me today that none of the Creationists
out there ever get the flu shots. Every year there is a new
strain of flu because the virus mutates. Since the creationists
don't believe in mutation they only need one flu shot for their
whole life.
Next year when they start giving out shots, someone should
remind the govmint that they can reduce their costs by pointing
out the mutation to the creationists.
I certainly intent to do my part in reminding them.

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Frank Ketchum · Joined: 23 Feb 2008 Posts: 1

"Pantheras" wrote in message @corp.supernews.com...

> Next year when they start giving out shots, someone should
> remind the govmint that they can reduce their costs by pointing
> out the mutation to the creationists.

The gubmint worried about reducing costs? Surely you jest.

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