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Tiddy Ogg · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 55

The mortician stood, tongue in groove,
In panicked attempts to remove
Seeds of his orgasm,
From dead Mabel's chasm,
So no filthy work could cops prove.

Tiddy Ogg.
http://www.tiddyogg.co.uk

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