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Tiddy Ogg · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 55

"This pervert, miss," said Sergeant Pollard,
"A sperm sample'll soon have him collared,
And brought to the court,"
But she cut him short:
"The evidence, sergeant, I've swallowed."

Tiddy Ogg.
http://www.tiddyogg.co.uk

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Tiddy Ogg · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 55

On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 08:36:06 +0000, Tiddy Ogg
wrote:

>
>"This pervert, miss," said Sergeant Pollard,
>"A sperm sample'll soon have him collared,
>And brought to the court,"
>But she cut him short:
>"The evidence, sergeant, I've swallowed."
Duh! Last line should have tried a bit harder to rhyme:
"The evidence, sergeant, I've swallered."

Tiddy Ogg.
http://www.tiddyogg.co.uk

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