Did you hear...

Ignar DePointe · Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Posts: 9

Did you hear about the new movie showing,
where for two hours all you see is the backs
of people's heads? -- Planet of the Napes.

-- Johnny Carson (it was funny when *he* said it)

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Do you know what you hear Do you know what you hear

Can You Hear Me Now? An elderly gentleman of 85 feared his wife was getting hard of hearing. So one day he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked. The Doctor made an appointment for a hearing test in two weeks, and meanwhile there's a simple info

Hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car cr Hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now. = G0D ALMIGHTY HAS SPOKEN = = I AM THE ONE TRUE GOD = = Worship Me, or you'll rot in hell =

Policeman joke The telephone in police station rings... "Help, help!! The cat is robbing my house!" Policeman that answered the call: "Cat is no reason to call the police. And who is that on the phone anyway?" "A parrot" Funny side of life -

Be cool and judge things prematurely Dear Close Personal Friends, I have a new masterpiece. It will make you feel the opposite of how you would feel if you got HIV, I promise. Later. Love, Liston