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Michael N. LeVine



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:41 am    Post subject: Dishes Reply with quote
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes Who?
Dishes me. Who ish you?
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

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Clearlize2002



Joined: 11 Feb 2008
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:07 am    Post subject: Re: Dishes Reply with quote
On Feb 13, 6:41�am, "Michael N. LeVine"
wrote:
> Knock knock!
> Who's there?
> Dishes.
> Dishes Who?
> Dishes me. Who ish you?


Ish my house, you in no position to make an ish-you.
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nemo



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Dishes Reply with quote
wrote in message@u10g2000prn.googlegroups.com...
On Feb 13, 6:41?am, "Michael N. LeVine"
wrote:
> Knock knock!
> Who's there?
> Dishes.
> Dishes Who?
> Dishes me. Who ish you?


Ish my house, you in no position to make an ish-you.

Ish-you? A Hebrew female sheep?

Careful. Might be another 'Ima-tomor in the offing! Surprised)
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