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Harry Farkas
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 Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:43 pm Post subject: Doesn't Anyone Spell-Check Anymore? |
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Michael N. LeVine
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| Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:31 pm Post subject: Re: Doesn't Anyone Spell-Check Anymore? |
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In article ,
"Harry Farkas" wrote:
> From Yahoo News:
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> Southern residents asses tornado damage
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> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080206/ap_on_re_us/severe_weather_70
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Didn't this happen during a full moon?
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Harry Farkas
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| Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:46 am Post subject: Re: Doesn't Anyone Spell-Check Anymore? |
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"Sir F. A. Rien" wrote in message @4ax.com...
> "Harry Farkas" found these unused words:
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>>From Yahoo News:
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>>Southern residents asses tornado damage
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> Unfortunately, spill chuckers only recognize words, not usage.
> Thus they cant assess their asses ...
You mean they don't know their assesses from a hole in the ground?
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Michael N. LeVine
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| Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:32 am Post subject: Re: Doesn't Anyone Spell-Check Anymore? |
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In article ,
"Harry Farkas" wrote:
> "Sir F. A. Rien" wrote in message
> @4ax.com...
> > "Harry Farkas" found these unused words:
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> >>From Yahoo News:
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> >>Southern residents asses tornado damage
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> > Unfortunately, spill chuckers only recognize words, not usage.
> > Thus they cant assess their asses ...
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> You mean they don't know their assesses from a hole in the ground?
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And who did you burro that quote from?
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David C Kifer
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| Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:50 pm Post subject: Re: Doesn't Anyone Spell-Check Anymore? |
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Michael N. LeVine:
> "Harry Farkas":
>> "Sir F. A. Rien"...
>>> "Harry Farkas":
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>>> >From Yahoo News:
>>>> Southern residents asses tornado damage
>>> Unfortunately, spill chuckers only recognize words, not usage.
>>> Thus they cant assess their asses ...
>> You mean they don't know their assesses from a hole in the ground?
> And who did you burro that quote from?
Don Qui-xote?
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Dave
"Tam multi libri, tam breve tempus!"
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Michael N. LeVine
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| Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:36 pm Post subject: Re: Doesn't Anyone Spell-Check Anymore? |
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In article ,
David C Kifer wrote:
> Michael N. LeVine:
> > "Harry Farkas":
> >> "Sir F. A. Rien"...
> >>> "Harry Farkas":
> >>>
> >>> >From Yahoo News:
> >>>> Southern residents asses tornado damage
> >>> Unfortunately, spill chuckers only recognize words, not usage.
> >>> Thus they cant assess their asses ...
> >> You mean they don't know their assesses from a hole in the ground?
> > And who did you burro that quote from?
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> Don Qui-xote?
Sancho fuss cracks me up!
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Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc |
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nemo
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:28 am Post subject: Re: Doesn't Anyone Spell-Check Anymore? |
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"David C Kifer" wrote in message@news2.newsguy.com...
> Michael N. LeVine:
> > "Harry Farkas":
> >> "Sir F. A. Rien"...
> >>> "Harry Farkas":
> >>>
> >>> >From Yahoo News:
> >>>> Southern residents asses tornado damage
> >>> Unfortunately, spill chuckers only recognize words, not usage.
> >>> Thus they cant assess their asses ...
> >> You mean they don't know their assesses from a hole in the ground?
> > And who did you burro that quote from?
>
> Don Qui-xote?
>
> --
> Dave
> "Tam multi libri, tam breve tempus!"
> (Et brevis pecunia.) [Et breve spatium.]
Doesn't Anyone Spell-Check Anymore?
Hwo shluod I nkwo?
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