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Tim Bruening



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:30 am    Post subject: Goof Off Day Puns Reply with quote

Alan wrote:

> On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 13:30:25 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
> wrote:
>
> >On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 20:28:15 GMT, Alan wrote:
> >
> >>>>>>>>Sounds like sharp advice
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Try to really avoid the ones named "Barb-y."
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>You met Barb Dwyer?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Yeah, but I was sorta on the fence about her.
> >>>>
> >>>>I heard she had a lot of stile.
> >>>
> >>>She was more than a little loopy, if you ask me.
> >>
> >>She was strung out when I saw her.
> >
> >And probably dumb as a post.
>
> Well, a Pole anyway.

Gallup, Zogby, ABC, CBS, or etc...?

Zogby: Apine that asks political questions.

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Tim Bruening



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:01 am    Post subject: Re: Goof Off Day Puns Reply with quote

Alan wrote:

> On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 13:30:25 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
> wrote:
>
> >On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 20:28:15 GMT, Alan wrote:
> >
> >>>>>>>>Sounds like sharp advice
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Try to really avoid the ones named "Barb-y."
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>You met Barb Dwyer?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Yeah, but I was sorta on the fence about her.
> >>>>
> >>>>I heard she had a lot of stile.
> >>>
> >>>She was more than a little loopy, if you ask me.
> >>
> >>She was strung out when I saw her.
> >
> >And probably dumb as a post.
>
> Well, a Pole anyway.

Gallup, Zogby, ABC, CBS, or etc...?

Zogby: Apine that asks political questions.

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