Doggie Style

Timantide · Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 1

Two guys where walking down the street when they saw two dogs humping.

One said, "I wonder how much liquor it would take to get my wife to do
it that way".

So they made a bet of 10 bucks on whose wife would do it on the lease
amount of liqour.

After a week they met in a bar.

"Well", said the first guy "How much liquor did it take".

"A pint of whiskey", replied the other guy.

The first guy said "You win, It took me a whole bottle just to get her
out in the yard."

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