Dykey Psyche

Brash Flagsnatcher · Joined: 27 Feb 2008 Posts: 2

A lez from the Cumberland Gap
Would never lie down with a chap:
Her bell's better rung
By tits and a tongue,
While living in luxury's lap.

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