Elections

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

Seeing and hearing the candidates as they get position themselves
for the upcoming conventions -- I can see why its called potty politics!
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Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

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We're getting a bit too serious here, what with elections et Believe it or not, these are real 911 calls! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks,

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A surfeit of fresh limericks Writing lims is not yet a crime And John's are much better than mine, But in order to spout So many odes out, He must be being paid triple time.

This couple got Awsome Talent! Amazing Speed! Wow!

New word in the English language Tycoon: Black member of the "Beanie Kids".