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John Phillips



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:56 am    Post subject: Estate Planning Reply with quote

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune after his sickly
father passed away, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his
fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful
woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an
ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will
pass, and I'll inherit 200 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days
later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.

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