Fw: Jobs in America

Hal Hanig · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 154

AIN' T IT THE TRUTH!!?

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock(MADE IN JAPAN)
for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with
his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG).He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI
LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN
KOREA).

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN KOREA) he
sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could
spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN
INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS from Saudi
Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB..

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his
Computer (Made In Malaysia), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his
sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine( MADE IN FRANCE) and
turned on his T V (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a
good paying job in AMERICA......

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moghouse · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 84

On Feb 21, 9:20 pm, "Hal Hanig" wrote:
> AIN' T IT THE TRUTH!!?
>
> Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock(MADE IN JAPAN)
> for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with
> his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG).He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI
> LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN
> KOREA).
>
> After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN KOREA) he
> sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could
> spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN
> INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS from Saudi
> Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB..
>
> At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his
> Computer (Made In Malaysia), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his
> sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine( MADE IN FRANCE) and
> turned on his T V (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a
> good paying job in AMERICA......

The scenario decribed above is only as it should be since nearly all
so called "Americans" had ancestors who were made elsewhere in the
world!

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