Salescritter says...

Greg Rose · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 1

I heard this one at work, supposedly true, but maybe apocryphal.

A TLC [Three Letter Company] salescritter was overheard telling a
potential customer:

"You have to be careful not to get locked into Open Systems."

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