25 February Puns

Tim Bruening · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 4472

Apple Betty wrote:

> "J. A. Mc." wrote in message
> @4ax.com...
> > On Sat, 13 Dec 2003 09:04:23 +1300, "Apple Betty"

> > found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >
> > >"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> > >@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> ynotssor wrote:
> > >>
> > >> > "Apple Betty" wrote in message
> > >> > $VV6.622015@news.xtra.co.nz
> > >> >
> > >> > > When I talk to my tree, it leaves...
> > >> >
> > >> > A pear antly, it's knot your bud. You mite have to use a pistil
on
> it.
> > >>
> > >> Oh, shoot.
> > >
> > >You've sown a thought...
> > >
> > Honey, bee nice ... !
> >
> That stung me. I shall resort to violets.

Please stay B-9, don't get Strict 9.

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24 February Puns Snipping: Another cutting bell. Stumping: Bell at a chopped down tree. Tainting: Another rotten bell. Tapping: Bell that hits softly with a finger. Tending: 10 bells.

February 14 Puns Babble: Cross between a sheep and a male cow. Bubble: A fat male cow. Hortense: A nervous prostitute. Hubble: Very far seeing bull. Gable: Homosexual bull.

24 February Puns Grenada: Father of a hand thrown explosive. Napa: Sleeping father. Yuba: You a sheep. Yuban: Prohibit the 21th letter. Cuban: Prohibit the 17th letter.

February 16 Puns nemo wrote: > > > "I open the glovebox, reach inside"?? > > How could you reach inside with your and missing? > > Using stilted language must be quite a disarming experience! Disarming: Chinese vase that removes weapons.

6 February Puns nemo wrote: "Tim Bruening" wrote in message > > > nemo wrote: > > > "Tim Bruening" wrote in message > >