February 29 Puns

Tim Bruening · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 4472

Bun-Knee: Fast hoppie pastry.

Rab-bit: Animal used to control a horse.

Rab-bit: Computer bunny.

Archived from group: alt>humor

Tim Bruening · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 4472

"J. A. Mc." wrote:

> On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 11:28:17 -0500, David Reihmer

> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >In article ,
> > "Jenni Saqua" wrote:
> >
> >> A US headline about the bad snowstorm, back east: "Blizzard maroons

> >> thousands at airports"
> >>
> >> Wow. You just know that this had them seeing red!
> >>
> >And walking around, adrift.
>
> Sleet music to my ears ...

Sleeting: Musical ice pellets.

Tim Bruening · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 4472

"J. A. Mc." wrote:

> On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 11:28:17 -0500, David Reihmer

> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >In article ,
> > "Jenni Saqua" wrote:
> >
> >> A US headline about the bad snowstorm, back east: "Blizzard maroons

> >> thousands at airports"
> >>
> >> Wow. You just know that this had them seeing red!
> >>
> >And walking around, adrift.
>
> Sleet music to my ears ...

Sleeting: Musical ice pellets.

Tim Bruening · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 4472

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening wrote in message
> > > @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening wrote in message
> > > > > @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > Compeer: Computer colleague.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Compel: Charismatic computer.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Compete: Computer that likes to race.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Competition: Computer political activist.
> > > > >
> > > > > Compose: A robot standing in a silly way.
> > > >
> > > > Compose: Computer poetry
> > > >
> > > Robots write poems in HEX,
> > > While standing on big metal legs.
> > > The long stream of bits,
> > > Can get on your tits
> > > Till you plug up your ears with some pegs!
> > >
> > > Boom Boom!
> >
> > Do witches write in HEX also?
>
> Clouds write in Oktal.

Would you like to Binary at the market?

Tim Bruening · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 4472

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Parboil: To heat a golf course to 212 F.
>
> . . or to heat your father to the same temperature.

Parking: King Daddy?

Tim Bruening · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 4472

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Candidacy: Ocean of politicians.
> >
> > Papacy: Religious ocean.
> >
> > Parity: Two teas.
> >
> > Party: Tea that celebrates.
> >
> > Panda: Father of a pan.
>
> Pandemonium: Uproar in Hell's Kitchen when the chips/french fries
catch
> fire!

Panorama: Choice between cooking utensil and a ewe with a son.

Tim Bruening · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 4472

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > mike wheeEler wrote:
> >
> > > In article ,
jblvideo@yahoo.com, Sy
> > Knight
> > > was looking at the world oddly when:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Flatulent Dingo wrote ...
> > > >>
> > > >> Hello Nick,
> > > >>
> > > >> On Thu, 25 Sep 2003, at 13:57:43 [GMT-0700] (which was Fri,
6:57:43
> >
> > > >> Australian Eastern Time) you wrote:
> > > >> > Aye, they are a brogish lot. One was seen aubergine.
> > > >>
> > > >> I am green with envy.
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >She was well, red.
> > > >
> > > That happened when she noticed she was showing pink.
> >
> > Pink Lee: Sunburned Korean.
> >
> Crink Lee: 200 year-old Gypsy stripper.

Gypsy: Ocean of con artists.

Tim Bruening · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 4472

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > mike wheeEler wrote:
> >
> > > In article ,
jblvideo@yahoo.com, Sy
> > Knight
> > > was looking at the world oddly when:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Flatulent Dingo wrote ...
> > > >>
> > > >> Hello Nick,
> > > >>
> > > >> On Thu, 25 Sep 2003, at 13:57:43 [GMT-0700] (which was Fri,
6:57:43
> >
> > > >> Australian Eastern Time) you wrote:
> > > >> > Aye, they are a brogish lot. One was seen aubergine.
> > > >>
> > > >> I am green with envy.
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >She was well, red.
> > > >
> > > That happened when she noticed she was showing pink.
> >
> > Pink Lee: Sunburned Korean.
> >
> Crink Lee: 200 year-old Gypsy stripper.

Stripper: Price of a Green Belt.

Tim Bruening · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 4472

Tripping: Bell on a journey.

Stripping: Nude bell.

Tim Bruening · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 4472

Contradiction: What a Nicaraguan rebel secretary takes.

Imodium AD: Opposite of Imodium BC.

Ham Radio: Broadcasts in Pig Latin.

Tim Bruening · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 4472

Fish Eye no Miko wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> > Storing: You can put anything in this ring.
>
> My... Precious...

Is it your Gollum to get the Lord of the Rings?

Tim Bruening · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 4472

nemo wrote:

"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> Sucking: King of straws or baby king.
>
> Working: King doing a job.
>
> Yanking: King who pulls stuff.

Haulier: King Leer pulling stuff!

Leering: Ring of men staring at women's private parts.

Tim Bruening · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 4472

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Excrescent: Former Muslim symbol.
> >
> > Excrete: Former island in the Atlantic near Greece and Turkey.
> >
> > Excurrent: No more electricity.
> >
> > Execute: No longer cute.
> >
> > Exhale: Former revolutionary sailor.
>
> Example: A nicely plump person who has become far too slim.

Excel: The jail has fallen apart!

Tim Bruening · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 4472

Advertising: Singing commercials.

Advert: Plus green.

Convert: Against green.

Cavity: Tea that rots your teeth.

Censor: Knight who enforces political correctness.

Divert: To color something green.

Pervert: Price of a Green Party member.

Subvert: Mermaids in the Green Party.

Tim Bruening · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 4472

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> @pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Subplot: Underwater farm.
> >
> Subaerial: Works at Ultra Low Frequency. (Shhhhhhhhhh. Top secret still!!)
>
> Subarid: Underwater desert.
> Subbing: Sings lower than Crosby.
> Subcranial: Pertianing to underwater lifting gear.

Antarctic: Cold ant.

Subarctic: Cold underwater tic.

February 14 Puns Babble: Cross between a sheep and a male cow. Bubble: A fat male cow. Hortense: A nervous prostitute. Hubble: Very far seeing bull. Gable: Homosexual bull.

February 16 Puns nemo wrote: > > > "I open the glovebox, reach inside"?? > > How could you reach inside with your and missing? > > Using stilted language must be quite a disarming experience! Disarming: Chinese vase that removes weapons.

February 14 Puns Deduct: Demon waterfowl. Ramsey: An ocean of male sheep. Rumsey: Ocean of drunk Indians. Surrender: Knight of drawing and painting. Tractor: Train on a mountain top. Tractor: Farm machine on a mountain top.

February 14 Puns Pollywolly wrote: > nemo wrote: > > Tim Bruening wrote in message > > > >> Betraying: Chinese double agent. > >> > >> Boating: Musical watercraft. > >> > >> Bow-ting: Musical nec

12/12 Puns Decry: Sobbing demon. Defect: Demon traitor. Defer: Demon hair. Defile: Collection of demon information, or demon who has a collection of information. Deflate: Demon who flattens tires.