Feeling guilty

Paul Veldman · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 1

Source: A Dutch cook-book

Maitre de Cuisine (Chief Cook) of a famous restaurant
to a salesperson in the Stationery Department :

"Do you have 97 of these 'Get Well Soon'-cards ? ....."

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