Felatious reduction

moghouse · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 84

This is the sad story of Rob
Who lost half his length on the job.
His girl gave a cough
And bit a chunk off.
Now that is the worst kind of bob.

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veerugis · Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 1

On Jan 25, 10:16 pm, moghouse wrote:
> This is the sad story of Rob
> Who lost half his length on the job.
> His girl gave a cough
> And bit a chunk off.
> Now that is the worst kind of bob.

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