female passenger

Fuchs · Joined: 20 Feb 2008 Posts: 2

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically
and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who
is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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