Foiled Again!

Sheila Dundee · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 519

Is there a feint hope my new fencing instructor will make advances?
I wouldn't complain a bout it!

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Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Sheila Dundee wrote:

> Is there a feint hope my new fencing instructor will make advances?
> I wouldn't complain a bout it!

Well he is accustomed to making fency maneuvers.
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"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Sheila Dundee · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 519

Michael N. LeVine wrote:

> Sheila Dundee
>> Is there a feint hope my new fencing instructor will make advances?
>> I wouldn't complain a bout it!
>
> Well he is accustomed to making fency maneuvers.

Only when he is on the piste!

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Sheila Dundee wrote:

> Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>
> > Sheila Dundee
> >> Is there a feint hope my new fencing instructor will make advances?
> >> I wouldn't complain a bout it!
> >
> > Well he is accustomed to making fency maneuvers.
>
> Only when he is on the piste!

Until he is piste off?
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

nemo · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2779

"Sheila Dundee" wrote in message$421.11191@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> Is there a feint hope my new fencing instructor will make advances?
> I wouldn't complain a bout it!

Even if the ultimate end result requires and épée dural?

You'll sabre hell of a lotta pain that way!

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