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Sheila Dundee



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:03 am    Post subject: Get My Drift? Reply with quote
I'm snow board. Will someone avalanche with me?

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Michael N. LeVine



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Get My Drift? Reply with quote
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Sir F. A. Rien wrote:

> Sheila Dundee found these unused words:
>
> >I'm snow board. Will someone avalanche with me?
> I can direct you to a Mogul, but will it be one hump or two?

I think this thread is going to be all downhill from here.
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Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
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Sheila Dundee



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Get My Drift? Reply with quote
Michael N. LeVine wrote:

> Sir F. A. Rien
>
>> Sheila Dundee
>>
>>> I'm snow board. Will someone avalanche with me?
>> I can direct you to a Mogul, but will it be one hump or two?
>
> I think this thread is going to be all downhill from here.

Takin' a powder?
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Sheila Dundee



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Get My Drift? Reply with quote
Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> Sheila Dundee
>> I'm snow board. Will someone avalanche with me?
> I can direct you to a Mogul, but will it be one hump or two?
>

Is he well-groomed? Black, diamond tie pin?
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Michael N. LeVine



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:51 am    Post subject: Re: Get My Drift? Reply with quote
In article ,
Sheila Dundee wrote:

> Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>
> > Sir F. A. Rien
> >
> >> Sheila Dundee
> >>
> >>> I'm snow board. Will someone avalanche with me?
> >> I can direct you to a Mogul, but will it be one hump or two?
> >
> > I think this thread is going to be all downhill from here.
>
> Takin' a powder?

Not yet -- frost I have to cleanup some crud.
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Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
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Sheila Dundee



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Get My Drift? Reply with quote
Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> Sheila Dundee
>> Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
>>> Sheila Dundee
>
>>>> I'm snow board. Will someone avalanche with me?
>>> I can direct you to a Mogul, but will it be one hump or two?
>> Is he well-groomed? Black, diamond tie pin?
> Nice pipe, I'm sure you two will bond.

You slalom in the aisles!
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