Glad to be drunk

Timantide · Joined: 15 Feb 2008 Posts: 1

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot
on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've
got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I
was crippled."

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