My brother claims that this morning he heard his 5-year-old and his
3-year-old in the bathroom together and eavesdropped on their
conversation:
Little brother: What do I do now?
Big brother: Throw the toilet paper in the toilet.
Little brother: Like this?
Big brother: Yeah.
Little brother: Now what?
Big brother: Hit "ENTER".
Little brother: "ENTER"?
Big brother: I mean "flush".


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