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Tim Bruening



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:09 am    Post subject: Goof Off Day Puns Reply with quote
"J. A. Mc." wrote:

> On 7 Jun 2004 11:20:15 GMT, Hauke Reddmann found
> these unused words floating about:
>
> >2020 the time machine was invented. Of course, its
> >functioning was tested with an animal first, like
> >in rocket science. Thus we experienced the first REAL
> >two-timing bitch.
>
> I've heard that some meet themselves coming and going ...
> would this be a prime ape sample?

Primates: Spouses #2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43,
47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, etc....

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Tim Bruening



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:58 am    Post subject: Re: Goof Off Day Puns Reply with quote
"J. A. Mc." wrote:

> On 7 Jun 2004 11:20:15 GMT, Hauke Reddmann found
> these unused words floating about:
>
> >2020 the time machine was invented. Of course, its
> >functioning was tested with an animal first, like
> >in rocket science. Thus we experienced the first REAL
> >two-timing bitch.
>
> I've heard that some meet themselves coming and going ...
> would this be a prime ape sample?

Primates: Spouses #2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43,
47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, etc....
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